Instead of some magic mushrooms hidden in clumps of cheap milk chocolate, I found a shoebox labeled broth with a little plunger and some bands and, beneath them, a packet of information that told me it was a foreskin stretcher. … more
Tag Archives: Sex
Darling Dre
FICTION by DL DawsonEven the schlubbiest bartenders get shameless solicitations when their patrons are properly lubricated; fucking a bartender topped so many bucket lists. My mere existence as a six-foot-two dude who can make a simple old-fashioned bumps me higher on a stranger’s “fuck-it” list even though I have to be the least horny bachelor in Brooklyn.… more
Arm-Cami
FICTION by Lukas TallentI worried she had fallen asleep, then wondered why exactly our relationship had never been sexual, why I had started to think of everyone in these terms.… more
Long Ago
FICTION by Charles Dodd WhiteGreta March brought Evan up for one last tryst. Years had passed since they’d seen one another. Now everything was different. It wasn’t quite the end yet, but she was beginning to betray a deeper degree of illness—a general thinning of figure, feature, and voice. She wanted to see the lake house alone this last time.… more
Gentle Cozy Universe-Spinning Whispers
FICTION by Kate GehanEdward cannot find rest without Nya X since his mother died and he watches her on YouTube precisely because he is not turned on when she dresses like a Russian nurse.… more
Two Stories
FICTION by Gary PercesepeIn which we remember Chuck Kinder with madcap glee. Hey Honeymooners!… more
Both Nasty and Biblical
FICTION by Jared PovandaIt was what they had both wanted. Pulsing club music. Alan’s hands on the man’s hips. A bright smile with a wicked hook. When they kissed, it had been more like crashing. Collision.… more
Insurance Against Extinction
FICTION by Melody SinclairLee flashed to his claustrophobic apartment as it was during stay-at-home orders. Greasy take out containers, alcohol, the constant ticker of death tolls on CNN, and the revolving door of frightened, horny, women. Like Bono, he technically had enough to keep him alive. He was going through the motions of breeding in captivity.… more
Psychopathia Sexualis: Case 1-1, 66, & 187
FICTION by Jason Arment“I just needed it. I wasn’t trying to scare anyone.”
When asked about how he would satisfy himself if released, “I’m going to keep to my own kind,” C replied emphatically.
“That doesn’t give me much peace of mind,” the judge said.… more
The Cindies
FICTION by Jacob R WeberNo good deed goes unpunished, and Cindy saved a boy’s life. … more
