Category Archives: FICTION

FICTION (1000 WORDS OR MORE)

Paperclips

Paperclips

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He couldn’t help but clean his teeth at his desk with a straightened paperclip, not even realizing he was doing it, soothed by the addictive scraping, unaware of those watching him. A nickname that stuck for years after, the grooves still in his enamel.more

Sit a Spell

Sit a Spell

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I took those Precious Moments angels out to the red clay driveway and lined them up like killers facing a firing squad. I aimed my Hellcat 9mm straight at their soulful saucer eyes and blasted their innocence into a pile of porcelain, shattering their skulls just the way they had shattered mine.more

Thomas Burke, 1983

Thomas Burke, 1983

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I whispered to her, “You’re like a dead catbird to me.” It just came out. I’m out of control sometimes. But I did love a dead catbird once. When something’s dead and you feel an ache for it, that’s love.more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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To deliver Russia’s most advanced submarine to America, Captain Boris Zardoz beats the political officer into a stupor with a dozen kicks to the face, stashes the rat bastard Commie in one-of-two bathrooms, and keeps the crew of 160 away with an out-of-order sign.more

Old Style

Old Style

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Others have come here. Sacrifices have been made. The suffering is ancient and it gets inside your nerves. But at least when you hear the screaming, you know where it’s coming from.more

Owl Farm

Owl Farm

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The next thing I knew, me, Hunter S. Thompson, and the apparitions he’d conjured; terrible, naked creatures doubled over at various coordinates dotting the property’s back forty, relieving themselves of their lunches and who knows what else against a perfect Colorado sky.more

Jon’s Plan

Jon’s Plan

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If he had a little angel on his shoulder right now, it would tell him to hit the guy from behind real quick, take the fifty bucks, and run. And if there was a devil on John’s shoulder, it would tell him to do the same thing but take all of his money.more

The Apple Unbitten

The Apple Unbitten

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I came across a job posting for a water slide tester at a park called HydroTopia. In my application, I said I had balls the weight of osmium and a passion for water. They got back to me that same day and brought me in for an interview.more

Christian Charity

Christian Charity

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“Your mistake,” Margie said, holding the sawed-off shotgun, “was confusing my kindness with weakness.”more

The Junkie Upstairs

The Junkie Upstairs

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I will always remember that fat junkie sitting in my rocking chair, strumming away, an urgent blank-faced zombie chant: “Kill them all, kill them all / Everyone must suffer now / Everyone must pay.”more