If you wanna be cool…… more
Catholic, Jewish, Mormon, or Muslim–boys will be boys.… more
Choice 1: He had the biggest cock she’d ever seen and he had no idea how to use it.
Choice 2: Wait, Brandy’s had an awning? Then why did we get stuck in the rain that night?? … more
“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”… more
After you lost to her for Class Treasurer you kissed her in the coat room and grabbed one pre-boob.… more
I had dreams that a boyfriend would mean an 8 x10 photograph framed and on the mantle, whether there was an actual mantle, it did not matter.… more
We hated each other intensely, and were connected by that hatred. We both desired nothing more than to extinguish the other. … more
The author of “Decline of the Swan” discusses “lust”… more
The author of “Monkeyville” explains how and when to eat frog legs… more
“Tonight I am sitting out on the grass of my apartment complex wishing I had a little black book of poems. My wife threw me out, said I wasn’t a poet but some kind of a dog… more