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FLASH FICTION (LESS THAN 1000 WORDS)

This Is Practically a Lie

This Is Practically a Lie

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“Man” means a set of expectations you inherit like debt with interest that compounds in silence. “Soft” means breach. “Crying” means loss of data, irrecoverable. “Fear” means user error, correct immediately. You scroll. You don’t read. Nobody reads.more

You Said

You Said

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AC conked out a week ago and the fan’s just blowing hot air around. The City is fucking loud and one asshole won’t stop laying on the horn. Thought I’d be inside you tonight. You said. Waited all summer.more

What I Should Have Done

What I Should Have Done

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Dad was in Da Nang when I was born, so he wasn’t there pacing, wearing holes in the maternity ward carpeting, making funny faces at the bassinet just beyond his reach. He was loading an M16. He named it after me.more

Bagels

Bagels

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“Where are our darlings?” we ask, on our knees, patting the ground, groping around in the dark. We’ve eaten your bagels with shmear!more

Magnet

Magnet

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Was Paula part of God’s plan? Or were you following your dick’s plan? Either way, one of you is a massive asshole.more

Joe

Joe

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I see a billboard from the church across the street, and it says God Will Wash Away All Tears, but between the dusty glass and the little girl in the window, the last word is covered, so it reads all scary-like: no tears, no tears, no tears.more

DO NOT CHEW

DO NOT CHEW

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When we both caught the flu (him from his recent trip to Japan, and I from tonguing him for two hours on Sunday night), I found myself on my knees. “Please, Doc,” I said at the clinic, desperate, “Tell us we shouldn’t chew these pills.”more

Peter Pan is a fuckboy

Peter Pan is a fuckboy

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Jug wine never pretends to be something it isn’t, and if you’re drinking it you’re probably past the pretense too. Jug wine is the definition of punk rock.more

You’re Up, Baby!

You’re Up, Baby!

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They’ll find each other in the dairy aisle, and she’ll say, “Oh I was looking for you!” and he’ll go pull out his massive credit card and massive dick and maybe they’ll have sex right there, in front of the probiotic yogurt and alternative butter.more

I Can’t Live Without My Radio

I Can’t Live Without My Radio

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They call me Randall here, a retired accountant. Once I was MC Assassin.more