Writer: Shawn Mitchell

Ten Years Later, the Nation Remembers the Day the President’s Penis Died

Ten Years Later, the Nation Remembers the Day the President’s Penis Died

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It was a penis of the people, tireless, ever-alert, and dogged in pursuit of its goals. A hardworking penis with an elite upbringing and an outsider’s attitude. A penis of considerable girth and length, well above the national average in size and esteem. A penis steadfast in its beliefs and egalitarian in its interests, hung right but aimed straight at the center of the populace. A wholesome penis that you’d let pose with your baby at the state fair.more