Writer: Pete Prokesch

My Daddy Issues Drove Me to the Monastery

My Daddy Issues Drove Me to the Monastery

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I wondered if I was the first monk to sneak out to strip clubs. I mean, no one was perfect. Every monk had their thing. Harry always took two desserts instead of one. Miles slept through his pancake shift on the weekend. Phil took like eight paper towels when he dried his hands in the bathroom. But the first monk to sneak off to strip clubs?more