Writer: Kurt Baumeister

CAN WE STOP WITH ALL THE HITLER?

CAN WE STOP WITH ALL THE HITLER?

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You have to love the Germans, their national sense of humor at least. One part British stodge, one part French aloofery, they’re unmoved by the banal jokes Americans love. But give them a hulking sexecutioner in black polythene and a Hello Kitty mask, and they’ll yuck it the fuck up.more

The Magic Boots

The Magic Boots

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“Quentin, you know I hate football.”

Quentin nodded. He knew. And it was just another reason to break up with Marcie. He just had to get her to ask how much the boots had cost, and it would be smooth sailing from there. Yes, there would be tears and pouting, angry recrimination, but it was something that had to be done.more