Writer: Delphine Gauthier-Georgakopoulos

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

FLASH NONFICTION by

Keep your fucking lemons and go make your own fucking lemonade if you like it so much. I’d rather have a beer.more

Surrounded by Idiots

Surrounded by Idiots

FLASH FICTION by

The poor lad stinks as bad as Snow White’s breath when the lazy cow finally decided to wake up with a piece of rotten apple stuck in her throat.more

All is Forgiven

All is Forgiven

FICTION by

I ruled the underworld for too long. I am bored, & wish to come home, retire. There is little for me to do; it’s hell on earth & I had nothing to do with it. I blame God (He was never a good boss) for failing humanity. Yes, I know the rules: I forgive him. Can I please come home?more