As her non-existent father figure, Gwyneth shall mourn him for what could have been rather than what was.… more
As her non-existent father figure, Gwyneth shall mourn him for what could have been rather than what was.… more
Keep your fucking lemons and go make your own fucking lemonade if you like it so much. I’d rather have a beer.… more
The poor lad stinks as bad as Snow White’s breath when the lazy cow finally decided to wake up with a piece of rotten apple stuck in her throat.… more
I ruled the underworld for too long. I am bored, & wish to come home, retire. There is little for me to do; it’s hell on earth & I had nothing to do with it. I blame God (He was never a good boss) for failing humanity. Yes, I know the rules: I forgive him. Can I please come home?… more