Writer: Belicia Rhea

If I Did It, It’s Only Because Jeff Bezos Ruined My Life

If I Did It, It’s Only Because Jeff Bezos Ruined My Life

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Whatever I need? Jeff Bezos is there. Cement? Shovel? Flesh-eating acid? He delivers it right to my door. Because this isn’t my first rodeo, and Jeff has already supplied all my tools, I probably don’t even need his help for this one.more