My girlfriend has more money than I will make in my entire lifetime–one hundred lives. She’s ambitious and self-made. The handbag boutique, which bears her name in New York, Tokyo and Milan, sold for $45 million. That’s a lot of money, but not enough money to get someone killed and get away with it. Not that she wants someone killed—just saying.… more
Tag Archives: Humor
Holy Thoughts
FICTION by Christina DalcherCatholic, Jewish, Mormon, or Muslim–boys will be boys.… more
Remote Controls and Menus (XVII)
FICTION by Mathew SerbackThings that go hand and hand – like professional wrestling and pornography.… more
Rejection Notes #8: Franz Kafka
GENRE NON-BINARY by Cameron FilasThe German-language existentialist finds that his work is deeply misunderstood…… more
Head
FICTION by Darrin Doyle“He was aware of the physical world, but from a distance, as if he had plunged into a deep hole. He no longer conceived of either his hand or the receiver; he only sensed, wordlessly, that a distant part of himself stood in contact with an object, and that object should be used for destruction.… more
Courting the Un-Bob
FICTION by Nathan Leslie“Beer Bob is my go-to Bob, my everyday Bob. He’ll come over and we’ll drink a beer. He’s also Working Bob—meaning really working, not just farting around on the computer… more
BULLshot: Alex McElroy
GENRE NON-BINARY by Pete WitteThe author of “The Collected Letters of Gerald Kingsley” talks about the story’s development… more
She’s Got Everything
FICTION by Josh Peterson“There was a bunch of guys sitting around and getting drunk. It was like a party. Two of these guys get to roughhousing in the yard. One of the men falls and hits his head on a cinder block… more
