I said to my wife on our first date, I’m not a nice guy. She says, Yes you are. I say, No, really, I’m not. She says, I’ll make you into a nice guy. I say, You can’t stuff two pounds of broken bones into a one-pound bag. Some people hurt too much. She says, I’ll make you into a nice guy.… more
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FICTION by Austin Hayden“There were tons of campus e-mails sent to us students about a guy mutilating animals around town. He was to be avoided at all costs… more
