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FLASH FICTION (LESS THAN 1000 WORDS)

Swivel

Swivel

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When I ask Danny what the poster means he says it’s like all the other stupid school posters and they all mean the same thing. “But what is it?” I ask. “Don’t do drugs,” Danny says.more

Three Strikes, We’re Out

Three Strikes, We’re Out

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The world is ending and I came to this baseball game because, I mean, what else was there to do? Sit in my apartment alone and scroll through Twitter—excuse me, X—reading about the imminent asteroid impact? No thank you.more

Rules Keep You Safe

Rules Keep You Safe

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She suddenly recalls watching a TV show where a group of Asian men dropped tiny, wriggling octopuses into their open mouths like how the Romans ate grapes. Then, the men swallowed the octopuses whole.more

Three Stories

Three Stories

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Ever since my wife moved in with my boss, I had been planning on revenge—gun, knife, poison. None of them are attainable for a guy like me. I’m desperate, and desperation made me hungry. All I wanted was a juicy cheeseburger and a bottle of cold beer.more

Pairing

Pairing

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The tech guy says, “Everything’s updated, looks like your processor speed is good, you’ve just got a ton of stuff taking up space that doesn’t need to be there.” I ask him what he means, and he shows me that what’s taking space is decades of memories all the way back to when I was in college. I tell him I don’t want to lose them, and he kind of laughs and tells me, dude, that’s why we have the cloud.”more

Half a Foot of Shade

Half a Foot of Shade

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She was ten weeks pregnant and we had plenty of time to legally do it. She was ready to be done though, and she was beautiful walking away from me down that hot sidewalk, sweating a little, yanking on her purse strap, grinding her heels into every step as though she could push more of the world between us with each footfall.more

The Life and Death of Mrs. D

The Life and Death of Mrs. D

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I’ve begun to question whether I was just a dairy cow for my kids or a mere sex doll for my husbands. I wish they were still alive so I could tell them about the meaning of incontinence while their faces were on my hips.more

The World Can Get Away From You When You’re Not Careful.

The World Can Get Away From You When You’re Not Careful.

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I write a story about Matt only I change his name to Pilot. And then to Shotgun. Then to Kevin. Then back to Matt. It’s about Matt, but isn’t. It’s all made up, but is honest and true in that way that fiction can be. OK, it’s mostly made up. In that way fiction can be. more

They Bite Their Bracelets When They Want to Taste Gold

They Bite Their Bracelets When They Want to Taste Gold

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Men can be beautiful if they are in photographs. There, their danger is behind their eyes, in the clenching of their teeth against the inside of their cheeks, the blood that stains the margins of their teeth, the thoughts attached to how badly they want to growl.more

The Stupidest Person Alive

The Stupidest Person Alive

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Out there, somewhere, is the stupidest person alive. There are a lot of stupid people in the world, but someone has to be the stupidest.more