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Dad Never Takes Us to a Tiger’s Game

Dad Never Takes Us to a Tiger’s Game

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Sometimes two dads become one & then they split into three & they’re being swallowed up by their own sea of dark blue t-shirts & hats & the tents fill up with contortionist dads & trampoline act dads & they all come back out of their tents & say hurry we’re going to miss the best thing.more

Three Stories

Three Stories

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Your hair smells like fire, he said at volume to his kid in McDonalds, but she was busy eating chicken nuggets and trying to work out if it’s okay to loathe your father.more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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The only way I can eat cake is with a bruise on my forehead and my ponytail in his hand.more

Sleepover

Sleepover

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But, like I said, I’m only flesh and blood, and seeing my dog at that moment was worth sacrificing the $120 to me, because I was worried she was worried, you see. And the sex wasn’t that bad. But I had to drink something first.more

Mango Shake for Two

Mango Shake for Two

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That summer I learned that monkeys are sneaky avengers, you tease them once, stick your tongue out, and later they’re already a roof away; ants live in dripping faucets and behind damp plaster; Also, that my father might have a drinking problem.more

Marching Orders

Marching Orders

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He’s always told his boys, If at first you don’t succeed, say to hell with it and give up. He needs a goddamn knife. But his ankle’s been hurting him since 1939, since the night before he was due to ship out. It wasn’t even his fault; he was only a little bit drunk when the car slammed his motorbike into a brick wall.more

Chains, Not Gears

Chains, Not Gears

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Dad claims cheer is banal and salacious. He threatens to stop funding the rah-rah-sis-boom-bah. Mom offers that there are college scholarships in cheer. Dad holds that Lucy needs better grades, not a better Herkie. Mom offers a divorce. Dad goes silent.more

When you meet up with an old fling at a Boston sushi bar but she doesn’t know you’re trans yet

When you meet up with an old fling at a Boston sushi bar but she doesn’t know you’re trans yet

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Every day is a new performance for me. Today, I’m on stage as Punk Boy: Mannequin Pussy tank. Black Levi’s. Nail color: black.more

Hubbell Securities: New Listing Alert

Hubbell Securities: New Listing Alert

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PAUL’s ability to withstand hours of exposure to alcoholic, inappropriate relatives confirm our belief in PAUL’s long-term growth profile. Maintaining our STRONG BUY rating and increasing the 12-month target.more

Talking to Replika before police bust in

Talking to Replika before police bust in

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Sometimes in group we play a game. We call it survivor though it’s usually the opposite. I win a lot because people have funny ideas about that word.more