Author Archives: Ben Drevlow

The Lemans

The Lemans

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This was 1999 and travel agencies were getting killed off by the internet and I was selling my vintage 1972 Pontiac LeMans because my wife, Corrine, fucked an FBI agent in it.more

Brand-New

Brand-New

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The doctor told me to be more juvenile with my sexuality. To rub myself up against furniture. Doorknobs. To mimic the actors on the pornos he had me watch, pushing my ass up and spreading myself wide. He was an amputee.more

The Chicago Winter Rain Wants to Cut a Bitch. You’re the Bitch.

The Chicago Winter Rain Wants to Cut a Bitch. You’re the Bitch.

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The rain doesn’t want you to dawdle at the end of the workday. The rain is your bully. It will piss in your Cheerios. It has one mission—purge the streetsmore

End of Line

End of Line

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He worries about his jeans—sweatpants may have been wiser. He worries about a rush of over-eager blood after the young nurse asks him to remove them. He worries the doctor judges him when he answers, No children.more

Poor Steve

Poor Steve

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It began, as these things often do, with a name—Steve—which struck me, even then, as appallingly flat. A name like an unbuttered toast, slightly burnt.more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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Kill me softly with your lipstick mouth, glistening like bloodhoney—haunted by spirits— under the slow burn of this bar light sun.more

My Husband Talks to his Dead Wife in the Shower

My Husband Talks to his Dead Wife in the Shower

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He’s naked and she’s dead and he has more to say to her in that shower than he ever does to me.more

127 Feet

127 Feet

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John felt unoriginal—an insurance company office worker offing himself in his cheap apartment. But this weapon had balls. His friends and family could take pride in knowing he’d killed himself in this way.more

Barbarian Light

Barbarian Light

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It was the way Conan moved through the world—never giving up, the way his sword cut through everything without hesitation. Alone but not lonely. He never looked back. He didn’t wait for anyone to come home.more

Bad Junk

Bad Junk

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Right from the start, sum things you know you’re gunna fuck right up. Still, it would a been easier if China Joe hadn’t stuck that dart in Bobby Chopp’s arm and shooting him full a Hero cut with Ajax.more