Writer: Mike Bezemek

{May 18, 2017}

…emblazoned with a 5-point star and the infamous slogan The NATIONAL BEER OF [the state of] TEXAS.… more

{Feb 2, 2017}

I don’t often drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I’m reminded why I don’t.”… more

{Dec 29, 2016}

The time for celebration has arrived!”… more

{Jun 30, 2016}

we prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…… more

{Mar 31, 2016}

Its 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…… more

{Jan 7, 2016}

…like drinking a regular Shock Top out of a fetid Jack-o-lantern.… more

{Nov 19, 2015}

A 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”… more

{Oct 15, 2015}

Germany’s best selling beer: “0% BORING. 100% FOAM BEARD.”
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{Sep 3, 2015}

There’s Cool, and Then There’s (celebrity spokesman Jean Claude) Van Damme Cool… more

{Jul 30, 2015}

…if there’s nothing to hide, what’s the lime for?… more