There’s Cool, and Then There’s (celebrity spokesman Jean Claude) Van Damme Cool… more
Natural—“Natty”—even “Nasty” Light, as some call it…… more
“It seems that every time I drink I go to jail. You must tell me how to fix this,” he said… more
“Uncle Bill got his legs bit off by a shark and died before his body was brought to shore. You might have seen it in the news… more
“Tonight I am sitting out on the grass of my apartment complex wishing I had a little black book of poems. My wife threw me out, said I wasn’t a poet but some kind of a dog… more
The author of “Methylene Blue” reflects on past drinking patterns and reveals his current drink of choice… more
Our resident (and negligent) physician reveals the latest hazard to befall the most bitchin’ of sportsmen… more