Right from the start, sum things you know you’re gunna fuck right up. Still, it would a been easier if China Joe hadn’t stuck that dart in Bobby Chopp’s arm and shooting him full a Hero cut with Ajax.… more
Category Archives: FICTION
Early Forms
FICTION by Al KratzA chance to go to a house party where the Butthole Surfers might be living with Timothy Leary is too good to pass up but does lead one to making new life choices.… more
Dasein for Dummies
FICTION by Chris VaughanFamously, Heidegger didn’t get knock-knock jokes. Also his erections weren’t a mouthful like his metaphysics, so I’ve read. His Poiesis, in other words, was puny… more
FF
FICTION by Justin TaroliThis was a new kind of loss. A historical loss. A full sleeve of human shit, soaked up into vintage Champion cotton like a sponge made by Satan’s Etsy store.… more
KART WARS (Working Title)
FICTION by James VachowskiYou almost had me? You never had me! You never had your kart!… more
A Foot in the Door
FICTION by Grey TraynorIf Max were gay and Cliff the boyish Mormon had a different god, the 25-year-old loser in stained sleepwear would’ve asked for a kiss. But that would be too much, even in a fantasy world.… more
The Moose
FICTION by Dan WeaverI’m slightly embarrassed that the moose is seeing me in my Jockeys. At least these are from a fresh pack. When they’re new they hug better and my junk bulge must seem more masculine to the animal.… more
Cleaning My Oven
FICTION by Ashley EspinozaTony hates that I have a vibrator, almost like he’s jealous of it. He’s jealous of a lot of shit. He found photo of me and my friend kissing at her 19th birthday, and he called me a dirty whore who deserved to be punished. I thought about that as I came. I was a dirty whore and I did deserve to be punished.… more
lamentations 3:32
FICTION by john comptoneverything is dusty and dead, with dust still hovering in the air from his car. he stands there, quiet, a small smile on what could only be described as a head still growing into the man… more
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
FICTION by Alec CizakChuck Norris, along with my mother, taught me basic morality. I feel a debt.… more
