Gael Monfils: Why plonk down a straightforward smash when you can leap four feet in the air and karate chop the thing home?… more
Gael Monfils: Why plonk down a straightforward smash when you can leap four feet in the air and karate chop the thing home?… more
Who the hell takes out an insurance policy on their records? Someone with too many records, that’s who.… more
Brad blamed my quick-comings on my foreskin. He’d read in Hustler that uncircumcised penises were extra-sensitive and therefore prone to premature ejaculation. I couldn’t argue. I’d always been extremely sensitive…… more
Your target is not the man; it is not even the thing behind the man. Your target is a feeling… more
“There he goes, Rob Lowe, leaping from my rooftop, nothing below him but the neighbor’s flat, gray, concrete side-yard three stories down… more
“I was being trained like the masters of old. They did not generally have large libraries. They often had only six or seven books and from these books they learned their craft… more
“A year and a half ago, I had a quarter-life crisis. If you read this step-by-step strategy guide — and with a little luck and determination — you can have one, too.… more
“Lucky came from Egypt, the land of pharaohs and Cleopatra. Now he was dead in a box in a hole in Midland, Michigan, U.S.A. … more
“The nearest pizza to Heaven can be purchased with an American Express, Discover, MasterCard, or VISA at Messina’s Restaurant? in the Cressona Mall in Pennsylvania… more