Not every angel is going to come with a halo. Some are going to come carrying a sword and some a snake and some a bottle of port…… more
…like drinking a regular Shock Top out of a fetid Jack-o-lantern.… more
I had dreams that a boyfriend would mean an 8 x10 photograph framed and on the mantle, whether there was an actual mantle, it did not matter.… more
You go to parties, you kiss girls, you try liquor, you smoke weed. You still fast during Ramadan and only then do you stick to making salat five times a day.… more
I printed out a copy of the article and showed it to my brother Art.
“Do you think that’s Tommy?” I asked him.
He stared at it. “Yes,” he said. He couldn’t stop staring at the mug shot.… more
Gael Monfils: Why plonk down a straightforward smash when you can leap four feet in the air and karate chop the thing home?… more
Who the hell takes out an insurance policy on their records? Someone with too many records, that’s who.… more