MrBullBull

Cogs at the Dentist

Cleaning, fillings, whitening—Heck! Even crowns, bridges, and implants! One last good fuck at corporate with a three-thousand-dollar copay and a two-week sick leave.… More

To deliver Russia’s most advanced submarine to America, Captain Boris Zardoz beats the political officer into a stupor with a dozen kicks to the face, stashes the rat bastard Commie in one-of-two bathrooms, and keeps the crew of 160 away with an out-of-order sign.… More

How to Survive Motel 6

Moans from the Condiment Fridge by Frank Reardon

Call me Gerry the Cancer. All I need to do is get completely meth’d up and have someone film me screaming in a parking lot with an enormous jar of figs under my arm, and a sore asshole. Comment section loot here I come!… More

Aerosol Temporal Transport Studies

FLASH FICTION by Patrick Carella

I didn’t want to change time. I just wanted to tickle it. It didn’t take much: Pick a putridity. Pick a time. And back it goes.… More

Dave

FLASH FICTION by Erin Holberg

Dave is chiseled by the gods. Hotter than the fires of hell. He’s golden from head to toe, from the shaggy waves of his wolf cut to the sun-licked glow of his skin, the same color as the fried chicken he was raised on.… More

Score

FLASH FICTION by Stewart Rudy

They don’t call it an IQ test but they don’t call anything what it is since the Research came out. Except for Taco Bell.… More

Old Style

FICTION by Robert Parillo

Others have come here. Sacrifices have been made. The suffering is ancient and it gets inside your nerves. But at least when you hear the screaming, you know where it’s coming from.… More

A Nibble for Life

FLASH FICTION by Annie ZH Sun

Fish swims further up, past the end of Man’s leg, towards the source of all unhappiness, and opens its mouth. For a long, eternal second, neither Man nor Fish moves. A shiver races up Man’s spine. Endless possibilities in his head.… More

Mission Failure

FLASH FICTION by Daniel Krieger

I was trying to get an erection, but in a stranger’s chilly bathroom with floor-to-ceiling mirrors and the pressure to perform, the odds were against me.… More

The Field

FLASH FICTION by Haley Souders

The sun crests over him. I watch the brown-gray body as it shifts tall grass. The raised head. Dad’s on the porch with a gun in his pocket and whiskey riding his breath. He tells me to go on already—the field is safe.… More