Tag Archives: dark humor

Nemesis

{Nov 4, 2025}

I don’t want to throw up in front of Medusa again, but she outranks me. “Are you really gonna do this?” she asks like it’s the first time. But it’s not.… more

The Second Generation, Then the Third

FICTION by Joseph Weiner

{Apr 14, 2024}

I said to my wife on our first date, I’m not a nice guy. She says, Yes you are. I say, No, really, I’m not. She says, I’ll make you into a nice guy. I say, You can’t stuff two pounds of broken bones into a one-pound bag. Some people hurt too much. She says, I’ll make you into a nice guy.… more

Gable Massey Makes a Movie

FICTION by Scott Gould

{Dec 19, 2022}

He wanted to make a movie about love… He didn’t know when to turn the camera off.… more

The Waiting Game

FICTION by Mather Schneider

{Apr 22, 2021}

I felt a little heavy and when I opened my boxer shorts I noticed that my scrotum was three times its normal size and my dick was lumpy with malleable sacs of fluid. … more

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