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Merry Xmas, OK?

Merry Xmas, OK?

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This year Chappy resolved to show his daughter what Christmas was all about. They’d do it together, like a real goddamn family.more

My Girlfriend

My Girlfriend

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My girlfriend has more money than I will make in my entire lifetime–one hundred lives. She’s ambitious and self-made. The handbag boutique, which bears her name in New York, Tokyo and Milan, sold for $45 million. That’s a lot of money, but not enough money to get someone killed and get away with it. Not that she wants someone killed—just saying.more

Or

Or

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“She wore her engagement ring on a necklace tucked under shirts and dresses, and some days we joked about running off and tying the knot in Vegas and not telling anyone about that eithermore

The Bachelor’s Last

The Bachelor’s Last

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“Come evening you’ll get a six to go, sipping the beers as you continue to contribute to the summer’s unrestmore