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FLASH FICTION (LESS THAN 1000 WORDS)

99 Bottles of Beer on the Floor

99 Bottles of Beer on the Floor

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He wakes up with dread in his belly. He can’t afford to get the tap fixed and he sure can’t afford to replace a broken door. He should call the cops, but doesn’t. He should put some shorts on, but doesn’t. Instead he pads to the kitchen and pulls the door open. “Do you know what time it is?”more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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It’s the last day of summer vacation. Soon he will be mired in seventh-grade English assignments and history reports. Things Edward has no problem with. But brother Edward does not know how to drive and he, Davey, is killing it.more

In my dreams, Man didn’t hunt the Nittany lion extinct

In my dreams, Man didn’t hunt the Nittany lion extinct

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Santa put ammo in my stocking again this year, so each dawn over winter break Pap nudges me awake with his boot and drives us out to the woods.more

The Jims

The Jims

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He frowns. I prefer this expression to the smug know-it-all of a second ago, but still I smile a bit as I imagine hammering my fist into his perfect teeth.more

The Most Dangerous Room in the House

The Most Dangerous Room in the House

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We all know the shower is a place also for thinking, thinking and singing. Time alone, slap-naked, pores wide open mind. It was here that my friend Shadow’s wife Wanda first had the obvious thought, the one tied like a chute behind every marriage.more

Just Another Night in Pittsburgh

Just Another Night in Pittsburgh

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Well, I’ve never seen a dead person before other than at a wake, but he had to be dead with a chunk of his face missing like that.more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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When Jeppe shouted “Superman,” I imagined a theologian who could not get out of a phone booth without help, let alone explain himself.more

Understanding

Understanding

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She thinks of the ending of Back to the Future, where Marty’s dad is suddenly cool and fashionable, because Marty’s time traveling has improved the course of the past, so the teenage version of his father, McFly, stood up to the bully instead of capitulating to him. Gretchen wonders what version of herself would now be chopping Brussels sprouts in half.more

when you give a girl a goldfish

when you give a girl a goldfish

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countless bulbous eyes will judge you eating in front of the television. you’ll drift off spooning baggies of failures, wishing that you’ll wake to warm skin hugging you back.more

Mesopotamian Period of Divorce

Mesopotamian Period of Divorce

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It was the Mesopotamian period of divorce; everyone’s parents were doing it.more