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FLASH FICTION (LESS THAN 1000 WORDS)

GETTING THE RAY LIOTTAS

GETTING THE RAY LIOTTAS

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‘cause I’m thinking I got the Ray Liottas like from Goodfellas when he’s coked to the eyeballs, he’s truly fucked up, knowing shit’s gonna hit now he’s under the eyes of the feds, and the buzzing, buzzing in my ears is the hover ‘copter tracking my moves inch for inch.more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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My momma always told me, “Son,”—that’s how I knew she was talkin’ to me. She’d say, “Son, you ain’t no good.” No sugar, no salt—but somehow almost sweet as warm honey apple pie, fresh from the oven. “Now, it ain’t your fault. See, your daddy was no good either.”more

Y’all Motherfuckers Are Blocking The Way To The Library

Y’all Motherfuckers Are Blocking The Way To The Library

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The goddamn football stadium and the streets are filled with ads and flags supporting future brain damage survivors and NFL flunkies. Never mind the fact all that brain injury makes them into sad, violent, adult children. That doesn’t matter. What does matter?more

Buck Up, Slim

Buck Up, Slim

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“Buck up, Slim” was his catchphrase. It was the kind of catchphrase that stuck. The kind that gets hung on you like a life sentence in a show that started in black and white and went technicolor in season 2.more

The Third Less-Hot Hemsworth

The Third Less-Hot Hemsworth

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Life is a fucking roo and you’ve got to punch it in the dick before it knocks you out.more

Do You Know Mr. Brown?

Do You Know Mr. Brown?

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He’s been dead maybe ten minutes. Maybe thirty. Long enough for the ice in his Jameson-and-ginger to turn thin, to drift apart, their edges fraying into the map of something broken.more

Timing Is Everything

Timing Is Everything

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And—in that moment—she thought she was happy, but really, she was just drunkmore

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes

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Knock, knock, you said. What? I said. You’re supposed to say who’s there, you said. Oh, I said, sorry, go again. No, you said, you ruined it.more

Two Stories

Two Stories

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The arm snakes through the upside-down window, cuts a ninety-degree turn at the elbow, palm open in salutation. I only see the forearm: freckled, hardworking, like it belongs to an all-around good chap. It’s been waving a while. Now, it’s waving at me.more

Tragicomic Times on a Kitchen Night

Tragicomic Times on a Kitchen Night

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He twirls me around and then lifts me on the kitchen counter and starts singing loudly in his broken English. I shush him but he doesn’t stop. He dances in circles while the pan catches on fire and the smoke of burnt chicken fills up my nostrils.more