Writer: Jasmine Mosher

Please Excuse My Rrhoid Rage

Please Excuse My Rrhoid Rage

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Imagine popping a squat to take your regular morning shit and looking down to discover that some homicidal maniac had committed murder in the water right below your unsuspecting cooter, despite the fact you’re an innocent salad eater who doesn’t even consume bread. Not cool, bro.more