Tag Archives: Reviews

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

GENRE NON-BINARY by

we prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…more

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

GENRE NON-BINARY by

Its 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…more

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

GENRE NON-BINARY by

A 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”more

BULL ON TAP: OETTINGER PILS

BULL ON TAP: OETTINGER PILS

GENRE NON-BINARY by

Germany’s best selling beer: “0% BORING. 100% FOAM BEARD.”
more

BULL On Tap: Coors Light

BULL On Tap: Coors Light

GENRE NON-BINARY by

There’s Cool, and Then There’s (celebrity spokesman Jean Claude) Van Damme Coolmore

BULL On Tap: Corona Extra

BULL On Tap: Corona Extra

GENRE NON-BINARY by

…if there’s nothing to hide, what’s the lime for?more

The Expendables: A Movie with No Balls, or Point

The Expendables: A Movie with No Balls, or Point

GENRE NON-BINARY by

Yes, the movie is like a video gamemore

Sex and the City 2: Redefining Failed Pornography

Sex and the City 2: Redefining Failed Pornography

GENRE NON-BINARY by

This is why Sex and the City 2 is worse than pornography: the producers of porno films know what their audience wants, and they treat their audience with respectmore