“That what you do? Travel from gig to gig, an imposter? Impersonator? What for?”
I bring magic, I think.… more
Tag Archives: BAR
The Periphery of Stars
FICTION by Hart Vetter
Mementos
FICTION by Patrick StricklandWe’d been cutting weight for weeks, wearing garbage bags in the sauna and running a few miles two or three times a day. I’d already shucked fifteen pounds just to save space for booze, but I started to worry Mikey would be a downer all night. Worst thing about a guy like that—he gets you worried you did something wrong, like all his problems are your fault.… more
Trophies
FICTION by Levis KeltnerThe beast grinned in a display case beside the six-shooter that’d killed him, not scaring nobody but a boy who couldn’t go to the pisser without his momma in hand. “He ain’t nothing,” Curly said and gave the case a smooch. The kid’s face crinkled.… more
BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)
GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemekwe prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…… more
BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211
GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike BezemekIts 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…… more
BULL ON TAP: BUSCH
GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike BezemekA 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”… more
BULL ON TAP: OETTINGER PILS
GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike BezemekGermany’s best selling beer: “0% BORING. 100% FOAM BEARD.”
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BULL On Tap: Coors Light
GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike BezemekThere’s Cool, and Then There’s (celebrity spokesman Jean Claude) Van Damme Cool… more
BULL On Tap: Corona Extra
GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek…if there’s nothing to hide, what’s the lime for?… more
