“A year and a half ago, I had a quarter-life crisis. If you read this step-by-step strategy guide — and with a little luck and determination — you can have one, too.… more
“A year and a half ago, I had a quarter-life crisis. If you read this step-by-step strategy guide — and with a little luck and determination — you can have one, too.… more
“Lucky came from Egypt, the land of pharaohs and Cleopatra. Now he was dead in a box in a hole in Midland, Michigan, U.S.A. … more
“The nearest pizza to Heaven can be purchased with an American Express, Discover, MasterCard, or VISA at Messina’s Restaurant? in the Cressona Mall in Pennsylvania… more
“I grab the stack of mags and settle into the chair, immediately trying not to think about how many other bare asses have sweated in it… more
“He’ll be like a piece of lint in some dark corner of that mitten, in a closet, in the pocket of a coat… more
“As I look at the final lab results, there’s that word, carcinoma, in such close proximity to my wife’s name, like a turd stuck to a Picasso… more
I chose the black tape because it was less conspicuous. That, by the way, is like being forced to wear underwear on the outside of your jeans and choosing blue…… more