“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”… more
“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”… more
“It’s like Grandpa told us,” my brother said. “It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.”… more
“Being out of my mom’s house for the first time, surrounded by more cosmopolitan people I couldn’t relate to, deeply unsure of myself, I bonded with these albums. They told me there was a world out there not just for me to revere but emulate.”… more
I had dreams that a boyfriend would mean an 8 x10 photograph framed and on the mantle, whether there was an actual mantle, it did not matter.… more
I printed out a copy of the article and showed it to my brother Art.
“Do you think that’s Tommy?” I asked him.
He stared at it. “Yes,” he said. He couldn’t stop staring at the mug shot.… more
Gael Monfils: Why plonk down a straightforward smash when you can leap four feet in the air and karate chop the thing home?… more
Who the hell takes out an insurance policy on their records? Someone with too many records, that’s who.… more
Brad blamed my quick-comings on my foreskin. He’d read in Hustler that uncircumcised penises were extra-sensitive and therefore prone to premature ejaculation. I couldn’t argue. I’d always been extremely sensitive…… more
Your target is not the man; it is not even the thing behind the man. Your target is a feeling… more