JH: The pair of conspirators in “Open Wide” seem to be excited to live out their TV-espionage fantasies–what’s your pick for a TV fantasy come to life?

SK: I have two TV-inspired fantasies. One is being a patient on House, but stumping the cranky genius with my ultra-rare condition. In the end, it’s my own research in the medical library that leads me, not House, to the right diagnosis. The other fantasy involves the original female cast members of 90210. I’ll leave it at that.