PW: Ever had frog legs? Do they taste like chicken, and is there any better way to eat them than for breakfast following a night of tricks in the bedroom?

DS: Frog Legs indeed taste like a saltwater version of chicken, best served deep fried in a coating of cornmeal, flour and Jack’s famous Cajun seasoning. And if you want her leaping like a frog in the bedroom, feed them to her before a night swim in the infinite pond, not the morning after.