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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
Thank you for your submission, but it doesn’t fit our editorial needs at this time.<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
Yes. We received the vial of saliva and lock of hair. Thank you. However, our rejection has nothing to do with us doubting your identity. We just didn’t feel this particular piece was a good fit for\u00a0Highlights for Children<\/em>. We enjoyed much of the story (the scene where the woman is performing fellatio is very well-written), but we are targeting a certain demographic, and we don’t feel the overt sexuality and more contemplative themes of this piece are appropriate for our readership. We encourage you to submit again in the future.<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
\nPS \u2013 Have you tried\u00a0Playboy<\/em>?
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
I’m sorry if they don’t understand your work, but just because it’s printed in\u00a0Highlights for Children<\/em>\u00a0doesn’t make it any more appropriate for your grandkids to read. We might be running a feature soon in which famous novelists offer creative writing tips to children. Would that be something that might interest you?<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
Thank you for describing to me where I can “shove” my \u201c(bleeping) assignment” (your threat was indeed beautifully written). There is a wide world of literary journals out there that I’m sure would be elated to receive work from someone as esteemed as you.<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
I assure you this “blood feud” that, in your words, will be “brought on you (bleeping) (bleepers)” is entirely one-sided. We, at\u00a0Highlights for Children<\/em>, believe in peaceful resolutions to conflict.<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
Your scathing review of our magazine in\u00a0The Village Voice<\/em>\u00a0doesn’t intimidate us. Last time I checked, our circulation was twice that of\u00a0The Village Voice<\/em>.<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
A letter bomb, Mr.\u00a0Mailer? Seriously? We can press charges for this.<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles
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Dear Mr.\u00a0Mailer,<\/h5>\n
I’m sorry. We don’t negotiate with terrorists (we’re still cleaning up the mess from your last letter).<\/h5>\n
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Martin Freebles<\/h5>\n
PS \u2013 Your most recent novel isn\u2019t one of your stronger works.
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Dear Mr. Mailer,<\/h5>\n
I apologize for losing my temper. My postscript was unnecessarily harsh. I certainly didn\u2019t mean to hurt your feelings.<\/h5>\n
Yes, of course you can still offer writing tips to children.<\/h5>\n
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Warmest regards,<\/h5>\n
Martin Freebles<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"