{"id":415,"date":"2014-01-08T05:53:23","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T13:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bullmensfiction.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/30\/bullshot-lindsay-hunter"},"modified":"2022-08-03T13:15:53","modified_gmt":"2022-08-03T17:15:53","slug":"bullshot-lindsay-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/fiction\/bullshot-lindsay-hunter\/","title":{"rendered":"BULLshot: Lindsay Hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><b>BULL:<\/b> What&#8217;s your favorite car\/travel game?<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><b>LH:<\/b> Right now my favorite car\/travel game is &#8220;how fast can I fall asleep?&#8221; I&#8217;m pretty good at it. When I was a kid our favorite game on family road trips was to see who my dad would yell at first \/ who my mom would reach behind her seat to swat at. One time my dad was so fed up, so apoplectic with us kids, that he sputtered, &#8220;Close your FAT EYES, KIDS!&#8221; So many levels of this make it amazing: 1. that he&#8217;d assume us closing our eyes would cause immediate sleep 2. that in his rage the insult that came out was how fat our eyes were 3. that he didn&#8217;t understand that said insult would make our rambunctiousness way, way worse.<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;One time my dad was so fed up, so apoplectic with us kids, that he sputtered, &#8216;Close your FAT EYES, KIDS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fiction","writer-jarrett-haley"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17530,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions\/17530"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}