{"id":3249,"date":"2012-08-01T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bullmensfiction.com\/?p=3249"},"modified":"2022-08-03T13:16:58","modified_gmt":"2022-08-03T17:16:58","slug":"bullshot-josh-peterson-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/fiction\/bullshot-josh-peterson-2\/","title":{"rendered":"BULLshot: Josh Peterson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>JH:<\/strong> How annoying are people who are picky about their pizza toppings?<\/p>\n<p><strong>JP:<\/strong> There is nothing more sacrosanct than the selection of pizza topping. Anyone who doesn&#8217;t care a copious amount about every little thing is pretty much dead inside. Life is a collection of moments, and many of those moments are spent eating pizzas. That&#8217;s America. And if you waste those moments (moments = life, remember) then you&#8217;ve pretty much wasted your entire existence, even the sex parts. That being said. Mushrooms make me sick, all right. And I don&#8217;t like raw tomatoes. There are already tomatoes in the sauce. You&#8217;re just being tomato-greedy. And nobody likes anchovies, except some sailors and those brackish people who work at Long John Silver&#8217;s, but not the regular land-dwelling peoples.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The author of &#8220;She&#8217;s Got Everything&#8221; explains life, pizza, and why he&#8217;s not a fan of everything, either<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10483,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[308],"class_list":["post-3249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fiction","tag-life","writer-jarrett-haley"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17680,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3249\/revisions\/17680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}