As the school bus pulled away, I looked back at my best buddy Bobby and flipped him off. The bus started to pull away, then stopped. Ah shit. The doors opened and the fat German lady bus driver stepped out onto the bottom step, a cigarette hanging from her lower lip.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, Johnny you little punk. You flipping me the bird? Maybe I should come up and talk to your old man,\u201d she yelled.<\/p>\n
\u201cI was flipping Gronkowski off, not you!\u201d<\/p>\n
She shook her head and flicked the butt of her cigarette in my direction.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be smart with me, kid. Do it again and I\u2019m knocking on your door. Got me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry, sir. Won\u2019t happen again,\u201d I muttered.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did you say?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI said I was sorry! It won\u2019t happen again!\u201d<\/p>\n
She glared in my direction, got back on the bus, and closed the door.<\/p>\n
Bobby cracked the bus window, laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cSee you in a few, dumbshit.\u201d<\/p>\n
I shuffled up our driveway, now coated with a few inches of fresh snow, and let myself in.<\/p>\n
The house smelled like cigarettes. Ma was smoking again and trying to hide it from me. I didn\u2019t understand why, since her whole side of the family smoked and my old man smoked a pipe. I was old enough to know shit was going on that my folks wanted to hide from me, but young enough not to care. I had my own secrets.<\/p>\n
Ma was watching Guiding Light or some shit.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow was school? You have homework?\u201d she asked without looking away from the big-ass tube TV in the family room.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt was good. No homework. It\u2019s Friday.\u201d<\/p>\n
She nodded and waved without looking at me.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m grabbing a snack and going over to Bobby\u2019s,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
\u201cOk. Be home by dark. And wear your gloves and a hat. It\u2019s going to snow.\u201d<\/p>\n
It\u2019s always snowing.<\/p>\n
I ran upstairs, changed out of my school clothes into my jeans, my KISS Army T-shirt, and a hand-me-down Buffalo Bills sweatshirt that my uncle got too fat for. I opened my secret drawer and pulled a fresh pack of Bubble Yum from the stash and a box of safety matches. I stuffed them in my front pocket and the large hunting knife my gramps gave me in my back pocket. Ready.<\/p>\n
Back down in the kitchen, I opened the snack drawer and pulled out three Ding Dongs. Ma heard the drawer open and yelled for me to leave one for my little sister. I put one back.<\/p>\n
In the vestibule, I grabbed my parka, pulled on my puke-green rubber boots.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going now,\u201d I hollered.<\/p>\n
\u201cGloves and hat!\u201d my Ma yelled back.<\/p>\n
Damn it.<\/p>\n
I stuffed a knit Buffalo Bills watchman cap and some waterproof mittens in my parka pockets next to the Ding Dongs and headed to Bobby\u2019s.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Bobby was waiting for me in his driveway.<\/p>\n
\u201cI got us a couple of smokes from my dad\u2019s pack,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
I could care less about the smokes.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou got it?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n
Bobby patted his parka pocket and nodded. That morning at school, Bobby had traded his brother\u2019s Cub Scout knife for a Hustler<\/em> from one of the Mink twins.<\/p>\n \u201cWait till you see it. They show everything!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n I slapped him on the shoulder and gave him a stupid grin.<\/p>\n We headed across his backyard and up the little hill behind the Martins\u2019 place into the woods. The fresh snow covered a few inches of crusty snow that grabbed our boots when we broke through. It was going to take a while to get to our fort, making the anticipation of seeing some fresh, paper pussy all the sweeter.<\/p>\n We were just a few yards up the overgrown trail leading to our fort when we accidentally kicked up a large rooster pheasant. It burst from cover a few feet from us with a loud squawk and thumping wings that flew right at us.<\/p>\n \u201cFuck!\u201d Bobby yelled.<\/p>\n Startled, I yelped, then we both started laughing.<\/p>\n \u201cTomorrow let\u2019s bring out your grandpa\u2019s .22 and hunt that fucker,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n I grunted in agreement, both of us knowing there was no way in hell I was sneaking a gun out of the house.<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019ll blast that damn bird tomorrow and cook it up in the fort,\u201d he continued.<\/p>\n \u201cHell yes, we will,\u201d I replied.<\/p>\n By the time we got to the fort, the afternoon sun was thin, low, battling with storm clouds, casting melancholy shadows across the fields. We\u2019d built our ramshackle fort earlier that summer from sticks, logs, and dried mud mixed with grass. We\u2019d piled some stones in a corner for a fire ring and left a hole in the ceiling for the smoke. That summer we stockpiled lumber, hid our titty mags, and made it our oasis.<\/p>\n Inside the fort, I pulled some dry sticks from our lumber pile and made a small smokey fire, while Bobby plopped down on a log and began carefully pulling the wet pages of our titty mags apart.<\/p>\n \u201cOk. Here are the best ones,\u201d he said, handing them to me.<\/p>\n \u201cMan, stop screwin\u2019 with me. Show me the Hustler!\u201d<\/p>\n He laughed and pulled it from his coat.<\/p>\n \u201cFirst things first. Hand me the matches,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n I tossed him the box. He pulled out both cigarettes, put them in his mouth, took a match from the box and struck on his parka\u2019s zipper. He lit them and then handed me my smoke.<\/p>\n Bobby had been smoking a while and inhaled. Prone to coughing fits when I tried to inhale, I would just puff on them, faking it the best I could.<\/p>\n We sat there passing the Hustler back and forth.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019d pork her good,\u201d Bobby said.<\/p>\n \u201cLook at that bush,\u201d I said. \u201cYou think we will ever get the real thing?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cShit, we could bring Angela up here and get it now,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n \u201cShe\u2019s nasty, but she will only let you finger her,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n \u201cI already did! I think I could get her to go all the way.\u201d<\/p>\n And so went the conversation until we had looked through the entire Hustler and were even more sexually frustrated than our normal pathetic adolescent boy state.<\/p>\n We ate our Ding Dongs, stoked the tiny fire, then burned the tinfoil. It was a typical Friday afternoon. A damn good one.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Around dusk, we headed back. When we got just past the place where the pheasant had scared the hell out of us, we heard the sirens. As we broke through the woods into the field behind the Martins\u2019 house, we saw the police car, the fire truck, and the ambulance in their driveway.<\/p>\n \u201cMaybe Old Man Martin had a heart attack,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n \u201cOr that Martin kid killed him. My mom says he\u2019s got problems and is dangerous,\u201d Bobby replied.<\/p>\n \u201cMy ma says he\u2019s on drugs,\u201d I added.<\/p>\n Before we could check it out, we saw Bobby\u2019s mom standing at the back door of their house, waving us over.<\/p>\n \u201cJohnny, your mom wants you to head straight home. Bobby, come inside and wash up,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat happened at the Martins\u2019?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n \u201cSomething bad happened,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n That was all. No explanation.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Walking home, the streetlights clicked on, a soft snow began to fall. I shoved my hands in my parka pockets, put on my Bills beanie, and pulled up the hood. As I walked, I wondered what happened at the Martins\u2019. My wonder didn\u2019t keep me from looking for little pockets of clear ice with air under them in the frozen puddles lining our single-lane street. I stopped at each one I found to stomp on them so I could hear the pop of breaking ice.<\/p>\n It was dark when I got home. Walking through the unlocked front door, the smell of Hamburger Helper mixed with cigarette smoke and burnt coffee hit me from the kitchen. My mom stood backlit in the doorway, facing me. Shit. Does she know about the smokes and the Hustler?<\/p>\n She waited for me to hang up my parka and kick off my boots before she came over and hugged me, her cheeks wet, her eyes red.\u00a0I\u2019d only seen her cry twice and both times she\u2019d been pissed off at me. I felt a lump building in my throat; my gut did a little backflip.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d I finally asked. Might as well get this over.<\/p>\n \u201cNothing\u2026 just promise me you won\u2019t mess around with drugs.\u201d<\/p>\n I didn\u2019t know what to say so I nodded. She looked at me and gave me a thin smile then patted my arm.<\/p>\n \u201cGo wash up for dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The next morning, after Scooby Doo<\/em> ended, my mom came downstairs and called me into the kitchen.<\/p>\n \u201cI talked to Bobby\u2019s mom last night.\u201d<\/p>\n Shit. Shit. Shit.<\/p>\n My mind raced. Blame Bobby. His smokes. It was his dirty mag\u2026 I didn\u2019t even look\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cHave a seat,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n Oh fuck.<\/p>\n I pulled up a chair at our kitchen table and plopped down, waiting for the fallout. She poured herself a cup of coffee then went to the fridge and reached up to grab the old Folger\u2019s can she kept her not-so-secret stash of smokes in. She sat down and lit one. 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