My girlfriend and I made a deal: she could go back to Boston, but I got to keep her head. She did the severing and everything\u2014I just watched. Held her hand because I knew it\u2019d be a while \u2018til I could hold it again. It unnerved me how dry it was. I thought she should\u2019ve been nervous to lose her head\u2014or to leave me behind at the very least.<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you nervous?\u201d I asked, squeezing her fingers. Letting her know she could be honest with me.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo. This thing is too heavy, anyway.\u201d And then it\u2014her head\u2014was on the floor. She let go of my hand. Picked up her already packed suitcase while I picked up her head and dabbed at her neck but it was a clean swipe. Minimal bleeding. Close to none.<\/p>\n
With one hand already on the doorknob, she gave me a slight wave with her suitcase hand. It looked more like a shrug. I didn\u2019t say anything, just watched the door close behind her.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I prop her head on the couch, sit next to it. Her, I mean. I want to call her by her name but it feels wrong because it\u2019s not really her. It\u2019s just her head.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs it okay if I call you Head?\u201d I ask the head.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes.\u201d Head replies, without smiling.<\/p>\n
In fact, it\u2019s hard to read her emotions despite only being a face. Her body language was more telling, I suppose. I want her to like being a head, I want her to like being with me.<\/p>\n
It wasn\u2019t that I didn\u2019t want her to go to Boston to visit her family, I was just afraid. I didn\u2019t want her to never come back. I didn\u2019t want her to meet a more attractive, financially stable dude in the city and forget all about me. She\u2019s beautiful, still without a head, and that can make a guy like me pretty anxious.<\/p>\n
\u201cShould we kiss?\u201d I ask Head.<\/p>\n
\u201cI guess,\u201d Head says, closing her eyes.<\/p>\n
I pick her up by her ears. A few spare drops of blood fall on my knee and I don\u2019t mind. Her eyes look bluer, her lips fuller. Her mole, shaped like a diamond, is suddenly much more pronounced above her lip. I want to lick it.<\/p>\n
She makes a face. Not a happy one. \u201cThat\u2019s different,\u201d she declares, her eyes still shut.<\/p>\n
Right. She tastes like a pear. I could eat her whole.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt is different,\u201d I agree.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s incredible.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t like going places alone. I never have. It\u2019s not my thing. That\u2019s what\u2019s great about Head, I just plop her in my backpack\u2014cracked for air, of course\u2014and she comes with me everywhere. The library. Coffee shop. Laundromat. She\u2019s like my own magic 8 ball.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, Head, should I read Camus or Kant this week?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sniffles from below my shoulder blade.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, you\u2019re right, I\u2019ll go for Rand.\u201d I expect a sound of approval, but nothing.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, Head, you want a latte?\u201d I wait for a laugh that doesn\u2019t come. \u201cHa, just joking, Silly Head. You can\u2019t digest anything!\u201d<\/p>\n
I sip my latte and whisper the words to The Romantic Manifesto<\/em> so Head can enjoy it with me. A few people at the laundromat offer odd looks, seeing me whisper into my backpack, but I pay them no mind. Head has her eyes shut, her mouth slightly open. She looks relaxed, I think. I keep reading.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hitting week three, or four, I\u2019m missing Head\u2019s body. I thought she would be back now. I thought that was part of the deal. I don\u2019t think she needs her family as bad as she needs me. She can’t! I can\u2019t remember Head before she was Head but I remember sleeping better before all this. I place Head directly atop a body pillow, even tape her neck down, but it\u2019s no good. And she snores. Loud. Though she does smell good, like minestrone soup, the kind Mom used to make during the winter, which is a relief.<\/p>\n In the mornings, Head and I begin our designated kissing time which always begins by me sucking on her mole. I\u2019m not sure what it is exactly, but it tastes exotic and concentrated in my mouth\u2014a soup I haven\u2019t tasted yet. The mole\u2019s been growing, which I ask Head if is normal, if it usually grows, and she responds with a blank stare at me. A look that\u2019s hard to decipher. Classic Head.<\/p>\n Head\u2019s not using enough tongue, so I shove mine deeper in her throat hoping she gets the hint. She doesn\u2019t and instead, retreats. Not today, my little Head! I bite her tongue in an effort to bring it deep into my own mouth, but stop when I feel it loosen. I lurch away.<\/p>\n Head\u2019s eyes are wide at me. Her tongue dangles from my mouth. Long and pink and wrong. Unsure what to do, and feeling guilty, I slurp it up. Hiding the evidence.<\/p>\n Her mouth opens, but no words fall out. Tears prick at her eyes then fall.<\/p>\n \u201cNo, no!\u201d I say, still swallowing, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, Head!\u201d<\/p>\n I don\u2019t want her to cry because I hate when she cries so I start licking up her tears, like a dog does to make things better. I lick and lick and am surprised by the sweetness of her tears. I pull back for a moment to examine her, and she\u2019s eyes wide, looking horrified or excited, I cannot tell.<\/p>\n Before I can think twice, I\u2019m biting her eye. Sucking it out of the socket. It comes out easy and I go for the second. It\u2019s bulbous and surprisingly firm but above all, flavorful. I look at Head now, with no tongue and no eyes and I feel bad, really, I do. But I\u2019m still hungry. And if she can\u2019t see and can\u2019t talk, what\u2019s the point?<\/p>\n I go for the mole.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The boys, learning to be men, sat next to each other on the old, beige couch. The couch creaked with every move they made so they silently agreed not to move so much. The sound wasn\u2019t sweet. They thought maybe they\u2019d break it, the way they break a lot of things.<\/p>\n Did you love her? Elijah asked. He was often mistaken for a woman in the nighttime\u2014his tiny build, his shoulder-length hair.<\/p>\n I mean, I know you did. Do you still?<\/p>\n The basement was dirty and cold but the men liked it. Spent all of their time together there.<\/p>\n The taller, stronger one, Topher, cleared his throat: I miss her more than I love her.<\/p>\n Elijah nodded. He understood. The two stared forward, as if they were watching TV but they weren\u2019t. They weren\u2019t watching anything.<\/p>\n How about you? Topher nodded at his friend, Did you love her?<\/p>\n The air was heavy between them. It smelled like a basement smells\u2014dusty and a little romantic. The silence went on longer than either of them were comfortable with. Then, Elijah gave a little nod. A shameful nod, as in, yes, but I can\u2019t talk about it. As in, yes, but if I say that, everything\u2019s ruined. He changed the subject.<\/p>\n What\u2019d you like the most about her?<\/p>\n Topher made a sound close to a laugh but he wasn\u2019t laughing.<\/p>\n Her humor, probably.<\/p>\n Elijah did laugh. A cutting chuckle.<\/p>\n Why\u2019s that funny?<\/p>\n Because that could mean anything.<\/p>\n Okay, it means she\u2019s funny.<\/p>\n Right, but funny how?<\/p>\n Topher paused, turned towards his friend,<\/p>\n What do you mean, funny how? You know how. You know how she\u2019s funny. It\u2019s just her.<\/p>\n Right, but she wasn\u2019t really funny when she was trying to be. Her reactions to things, her dumb face, that was funny.<\/p>\n She was funny when she tried to be.<\/p>\n Yeah, I guess.<\/p>\n They fell quiet. Topher was considering all the ways someone could be funny. Elijah thought of specific moments.<\/p>\n How about you? Topher asked, Favorite thing.<\/p>\n Same. Humor.<\/p>\n Elijah tried to smile but couldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n Least favorite thing?<\/p>\n Jeez, man, I mean, com\u2014<\/p>\n I know, but still. Flaws. Everyone\u2019s got \u2018em.<\/p>\n Yeah, we\u2019re human.<\/p>\n Yeah, Topher agreed, Her anger issues. Stubbornness.<\/p>\n You\u2019re stubborn.<\/p>\n Yeah, you\u2019re angry.<\/p>\n Yeah.<\/p>\n You gotta have something. I know you do.<\/p>\n I know. She scared me sometimes.<\/p>\n Pussy.<\/p>\n Elijah didn\u2019t say anything. Couldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n Topher went on,<\/p>\n I know what you mean though. I still have the holes in my walls.<\/p>\n That’s not what I mean, though.<\/p>\n In a brave moment of honesty, Elijah added,<\/p>\n You deserved that.<\/p>\n Topher nodded, cold, as if he understood, but the air in the room told Elijah he didn\u2019t get it, not really. Despite that, he continued,<\/p>\n Scared me in the way I thought she could break at any given moment. Like a delicate firework. That\u2019s stupid but\u2014<\/p>\n But yeah. Breakable. Explosive.<\/p>\n Yeah, and her drinking. Her smoking. And you know how my mo\u2013<\/p>\n Yeah, man, I know your mom.<\/p>\n Right. And they aren\u2019t the same bu\u2013<\/p>\n But I get it.<\/p>\n And for once, Topher actually did understand what Elijah was saying to him.<\/p>\n The two continued to sit, unmoving, looking forward. They looked at each other occasionally, but in a way it felt like breaking. Breaking what, they didn\u2019t know, but it\u2019s what it felt like.<\/p>\n She could be annoying, Elijah finally admitted, a tiny laugh.<\/p>\n Often. Very often.<\/p>\n Sometimes I think I hate her.<\/p>\n Often, Topher said again, caught off guard by Elijah\u2019s tone. He sounded scared, or lost, or like he was underwater and doing everything possible to get the words out but water wouldn\u2019t stop rushing, rushing.<\/p>\n Elijah\u2019s head hung low,<\/p>\n But I know that\u2019s because she\u2019s a lot like me.<\/p>\n You don\u2019t suck my dick\u2014<\/p>\n Come on, man. Don\u2019t do that.<\/p>\n Just saying. You guys loved to pull that shit. Like you were family? Brother and sister? Alabama shit?\u00a0 Be real. You don\u2019t fuck your family.<\/p>\n You don\u2019t gotta say it like that\u2014<\/p>\n What? Honest? Shut up, dude\u2014<\/p>\n I\u2019m being honest, too, Toph\u2014<\/p>\n You\u2019d never fuck your real sister\u2014<\/p>\n Obviously not, dick. Just because you don\u2019t get it doesn\u2019t make it any less true,<\/p>\n He glanced at his friend, sharp,<\/p>\n Or less of what it was.<\/p>\n Then Elijah finally looked at her.<\/p>\n Her dead body lying there, her warmth slipping away. He imagined he could see the heat, run his fingers through it. Or maybe she was already ice cold. He was too afraid to touch her, to check.<\/p>\n Yeah, well, whatever, Topher grumbled, kicking his feet, nearly hitting her corpse,<\/p>\n I get it.<\/p>\n Don\u2019t do that, man, you guys had a real\u2014<\/p>\n Doesn\u2019t matter anymore.<\/p>\n Topher sounded angry but calm. Sounded like he wanted to fucking kill Elijah, but he was all he had.<\/p>\n But it\u2019s gotta\u2014<\/p>\n Elijah\u2019s voice crumbled, like he knew he was as hopeless as he felt, if not more\u2014<\/p>\n It can\u2019t all be for nothing.<\/p>\n Can\u2019t it? Topher grabbed the girl\u2019s arm, limp, pulled her flat body towards him, her lips parted. His friend watched, his expression mute.<\/p>\n She\u2019d always say, everything happens for a reason,<\/p>\n He isolated her pointer finger, put it in his mouth and used her nail to pick out the leftovers stuck in his teeth. Elijah kept watching.<\/p>\n Yeah? 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