{"id":23634,"date":"2026-03-04T04:17:03","date_gmt":"2026-03-04T09:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/?p=23634"},"modified":"2026-03-04T04:17:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-04T09:17:03","slug":"exit-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/flash-fiction\/exit-plans\/","title":{"rendered":"Exit Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The helicopter\u2019s spotlight froze the dead guy. Three holes in his chest leaked white feathers. They twirled in the rotor wash, forming a vortex\u2014a grim snow globe.<\/p>\n<p>Only thing missing was a sign: CHRISTMAS IN KOREATOWN.<\/p>\n<p>Air 18 circled over a side street north of Olympic. Her cold, unforgiving beam swept the asphalt. Crooked lines of black-and-whites, flickering red and blue, pointed to the main event.<\/p>\n<p>My partner Kevin Han and I got there late. We\u2019d been on the other side of Wilshire Division when the \u201cofficer needs help\u201d call came out. We shut down our code-3 run when someone put out a code-4\u2014all officers accounted for.<\/p>\n<p>The street was a valet\u2019s nightmare. Ingress blocked. Forget about egress.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin and I parked a block away and walked in.<\/p>\n<p>He lit up a Marlboro on the way.<\/p>\n<p>We joined the other blue-suited spectators watching the tan-shirted CHP guys work the scene. Their circus, not ours.<\/p>\n<p>Center stage: the dead clown.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019d led the chippies on a vehicle pursuit, got off on Vermont, then tried his luck in Koreatown.<\/p>\n<p>He drove his car into a light pole, jumped out, and bum-rushed the chippies with a loaded .45.<\/p>\n<p>They scored three in the ten ring. Not bad for guys who work triple-A with a badge.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin lit a new cigarette off the cherry of the old one. Too windy for his Zippo.<\/p>\n<p>I caught a whiff of gunpowder.<\/p>\n<p>We stood near a makgeolli bar. Some guy poked his head out and ducked back in. The garlicky, spicy smell of Korean food followed him\u2014along with the tangy, sweet scent of rice wine.<\/p>\n<p>My stomach growled.<\/p>\n<p>We stared at the dead guy locked in the cold spotlight. The white feathers kept rising from the bullet holes.<\/p>\n<p>How many feathers could there be in a puffy jacket?<\/p>\n<p>How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?<\/p>\n<p>Another person peeked through the door, releasing the scent of homesickness.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin smoked his cigarette down to the butt. Flicked it into the gutter. The glowing embers bounced off the pavement and fizzed into the air.<\/p>\n<p>The smell of smoke lingered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat a fucking idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nodded.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin got tired of staring at a dead man.<\/p>\n<p>So did I. We had shit to do.<\/p>\n<p>I took one last look at the eerie snow globe before we walked away.<\/p>\n<p>A month later, Kevin said he was sick of working Koreatown. Transferred to Southeast Division. I never saw him again.<\/p>\n<p>That was 20 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>The other day I heard he jumped headfirst from an overpass onto the 101.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dead man&#8217;s bullet holes leak feathers that form a vortex under a police helicopter&#8217;s rotor wash, making the scene resemble an eerie snow globe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":24581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3530],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-flash-fiction","writer-gun-dokgo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23634"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24582,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23634\/revisions\/24582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}