Alfonse glared through the picture window at the gray waves breaking over the rocky coastline of La Jolla bay below. Rain drizzled against the glass spotting his view with fat droplets. He could just make out the sea lions surfing the rising tide and farther out, bobbing astride longboards their human counterparts covered head to toe in neoprene.<\/p>\n
\u201cYa know that doctor? That one what made up all those stories?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTweaker in Florida? The one you ran over his head? \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cNo man, what stories that piece of shit ever made up?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe told us all kinds of shit, how he had the money, how he had kids, how he was gonna get right with us. He didn\u2019t, he was full of shit. Don’t feel bad about that now dog, it\u2019s just this dirty weather got you down.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBro, what in the fuck are you talking about? I’m asking do you know that Doctor what made up all them kids stories? The eggs and ham, fucking cat with a hat, this shit? And you talking about Florida?\u201d<\/p>\n
Alfonse had turned from the window to face Dre who was sprawled atop the bed in all his immensity. His physique dwarfed the small room which was already expensive enough. No balcony, no pool, they should have stayed down the coast, La Jolla was a tourist trap.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou didn\u2019t say kids’ stories, you just said stories. How am I gonna think of Dr. Seuss when you just give me that shit?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s the man. Uber guy told me Dr. Suess used to live up here, and that he made up all those creatures and shit in his books from watching the sea out his window and finding weird shit on the beach. Plus, he wasn\u2019t even no real doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI loved Dr. Seuss when I was a kid. My grandma used to read it to me. Remember the Grinch<\/em>? We used to even watch that joint on Christmas when we was locked up.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMy pops told me the Grinch did the right thing taking all those Hu\u2019s shit cause they were suckers. He never watched it long enough to see the Grinch have his moment of clarity, probably would have broke the old man’s heart.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYo, your pops was mean.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Breaking waves battered the window of their booth and then ebbed back revealing the only slightly lighter sky before rolling in against the glass again. The client had told him it was the hardest brunch table to get in town but the tidal action put him off his food. He felt like he was trapped inside a washing machine and it filled him with a dull nausea. Dre wasn\u2019t bothered, he had already cleared one plate and was sizing up the omelet station for his favorite combination of goats cheese and garlic.<\/p>\n \u201cThis shit don’t make you feel a little sick man?\u201d Alfonse asked.<\/p>\n \u201cThe waves, naw this is cool as hell, even make me a little hungry. This job really going to be so easy?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThis is a job I would have dreamed of as a kid. The place is a cake box, I walked in and out.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMomma?\u201d<\/p>\n Alfonse had looked at the withered old woman in the eye and made sure for himself the fire was out. There was nothing. He\u2019d taken her cold hand in his and given it a pat.<\/p>\n \u201cYour daughter asked me to give you her love,\u201d Alphonse had told her. \u201cSaid she wished she could have been brave enough to come and do this herself but you know, she aint.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cJust like Baby Daughter said,\u201d he told Dre, \u201cShe gone.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHow we gonna do the thing? Shot between the toes or behind the ear.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI got another idea, totally natural, what the daughter say we gonna have in there?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cShe said between 30 and 50g\u2019s worth of shit, jewelry\u2013<\/span>gold, stones. All old, no bullshit laser etching to worry about or none of that either.”<\/p>\n \u201cJewelry, so we\u2019re talking a minimum of ten g\u2019s\u2013<\/span>5 apiece once we move it. That ain’t much for what the state of California going to want from us if this thing goes down wrong. Your girl gonna drop a dime? How you know this daughter?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cShe a friend of Amy, you know my pilates teacher? We all had lunch together, she aint gonna snitch. She want her Ma to have some peace.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy they come to you with this?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cCause they white.\u201d<\/p>\n That sounded about right to Alfonse. \u201cYou gonna have dessert bro?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cDessert? Why you ask me that? You calling me fat?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cCalling you fat? Da fuck? Baby, you the only man I know go to the gym 3 hours every day, how the fuck I gonna call you fat?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, I do want dessert…. I\u2019ll make a little plate and we\u2019ll share, okay.\u201d<\/p>\n Dre rose up out of the booth with the weight of eyes on him from all around. His mass drew stares like a natural force. He was no good for quiet work anymore, he couldn\u2019t blend in anywhere. He was muscle pure and simple but Alfonse loved him since the moment they set eyes on each other in the frozen winter yard at Sing Sing.<\/p>\n The waiter was gossiping to Alfonse in a stage whisper on the legend of Madam Geisel who once used that very restaurant as her nightly soap box to strip the facade of Dr. Suess away, exposing the man behind the curtain to whomever would listen while pouring gin down her throat. \u201cHoney,\u201d he continued to dish, as Dre loomed up behind him with a sampling tray of petit fours held shoulder high and growled, \u201cWho the fuck you calling Honey?\u201d to first the astonishment and then sheer terror of the server who slinked away gap jawed and wide eyed.<\/p>\n \u201cC\u2019mon man, that yenta about to tell me about Dr. Seuss\u2019 crazy ass wife bro.\u201d<\/p>\n Stepping up onto Dre\u2019s shoulders felt as solid as a slab of stone. With Dre standing up to his full 6\u20196\u201d height Alfonse easily slid the slim jim through the sash and pressed open the toggle of the lock. The window opened silently in the quiet night and he simply stepped over the sill to where the red neon glare of the digital clock on Elizabeth’s bedside table bathed her face in an electric pink wash.<\/p>\n Alfonse leaned over the woman who laid stiffly in the small bed with her eyes wide as they had been the afternoon before. She blinked just as mechanically and wet her lips just as regularly as she had during the day.<\/p>\n \u201cHello again Tia.\u201d He squatted slowly down to her level leaning his weight on one hand pressed against her sternum compressing her lungs while he tilted her head forward until her chin met her clavicle with his other hand. She coughed wetly three times into the collar of her night dress, spasmed lightly then ceased to move altogether. Alfonse held her in the position for another three minutes until she was beyond any resuscitation.<\/p>\n Before he stood he righted her head on the pillow and fixed her hair where it was just gone frazzled. The strands against the pillow were snow white and fine as silk between his scarred fingers. 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