{"id":22302,"date":"2025-09-06T08:10:35","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T12:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/?p=22302"},"modified":"2025-09-06T08:11:27","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T12:11:27","slug":"mother-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/flash-fiction\/mother-of-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother of God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMa, what\u2019s for suppah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhatever you make.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHowsbout ya shepherd\u2019s pie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLent. Friday. No meat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMa, please, I\u2019m stahvin\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did you give up?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s between me and my makah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho gave up his son.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not like you did, Ma.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t get smart. I gave you life. I get to worry about your soul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, but why, for christsakes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWatch your mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMother of god, wouldya make ya wicked son some feckin\u2019 shepherd\u2019s pie!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhat did you give up?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s between me and my makah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho gave up his son.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not like you did, Ma.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t get smart. I gave you life. I get to worry about your soul.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":23202,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3530],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-flash-fiction","writer-rory-doherty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22302"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23201,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22302\/revisions\/23201"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}