{"id":22075,"date":"2025-07-22T07:52:27","date_gmt":"2025-07-22T11:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/?p=22075"},"modified":"2025-07-22T07:53:40","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T11:53:40","slug":"exhuming-coronado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/fiction\/exhuming-coronado\/","title":{"rendered":"Exhuming Coronado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spring of 1995, Chuck O\u2019Malley scoured the woods behind his house in search of his older brothers\u2019 stash of nudie mags, fireworks, and liquor when Chuck spotted it: a human skull protruding from the earth. He knew exactly what it was right away. He&#8217;d only seen skulls in pictures, of course, and Indiana Jones movies, but the cavernous eyeholes and the bone tinted red from clay were undeniable. Someone had died here.<\/p>\n<p>He found it down in a gully. A lazy hill sloped to the west, and to the east piled high was a sandstone bluff. Atop it sprouted a grove of pine trees, and snaking between them was the eroded ravine of where a river had once flowed but now ran dry. Moon, Chuck\u2019s black-haired mutt, sat next to him with ears folded back, and whined in the direction of the skull. Less than a mile away was a cemetery. Chuck wondered if the bones of a man long dead had trekked its way to this gully. Despite how crazy it sounded, he couldn\u2019t rule it out. His mom had always told him the dead visited her at night after everyone else had gone to bed.<\/p>\n<p>The skull looked adult size. That didn&#8217;t mean much. The victim could\u2019ve been anywhere from sixteen to sixty. A couple teeth were chipped, the left incisor and one of the molars. He found a femur not far away. More teeth that had been knocked loose. A clavicle. Two ribs snapped in half. They were lodged into the dirt and suffered post-mortem teeth marks where wild animals had gotten to the carcass. Coyotes more than likely. Maybe stray dogs. Moon didn&#8217;t mess with them, though. She whined and hid behind Chuck\u2019s legs while he pieced the sun-bleached skeleton back together bone by bone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His mother didn&#8217;t do much other than drink coffee and smoke cigarettes most days since Virgil, Chuck&#8217;s older brother, had gone missing. Well, Chuck and his parents called him missing. The cops called him a fugitive after he\u2019d held up Foster\u2019s Convenience Store on the edge of town and shot Marty Ballinger in the thigh during his getaway.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere you been?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t even real coffee. She mixed French vanilla powdered creamer, sugar, and a dash of cinnamon with heated milk. Sometimes water if Chuck&#8217;s father hadn\u2019t made it by the grocery store after work.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNowhere,\u201d Chuck said. Fridge was empty. No ham. No cheese. Didn&#8217;t even have any jelly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet me look at you.\u201d Smoke trickled from her lips as she beckoned him with spotted hands. Chuck stood before her. She did this often, appraising him. Sizing him up as if he were a rival rather than her son. \u201cYou look just like him,\u201d she said, meaning Virgil.<\/p>\n<p>They were about the same height, but Virgil\u2019s hair was darker, greasier, and he was bulkier than Chuck. Skinny arms attached to a pudgy torso. After a few beers, you could get him to dance the truffle shuffle from The Goonies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe&#8217;s not coming back, you know.\u201d She took a drag of her cigarette and exhaled the smoke in Chuck\u2019s face. \u201cI dreamt he floated in water.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her ghost sightings had grown more frequent. The night before, she claimed she\u2019d caught the door handle to the storm door lifting on its own, a young girl whispering in the background, stealing tobacco and biscuits.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEven the dead,\u201d she warned, \u201care hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At school the next day Chuck was pulled out of second period and sent to the principal\u2019s office. The building was old and full of water-damaged ceiling tiles and scuffed linoleum floors and chipped cinderblocks in desperate need of new paint. A sophomore, Chuck only had two years left before his sentence was up, and he&#8217;d been counting the days like a grunt awaiting leave.<\/p>\n<p>The principal had a horseshoe-shaped bald head and glasses that made his eyes look too small for his head, but he wasn&#8217;t a nerd like some might imagine. He&#8217;d been a national champion wrestler back in the seventies and was built like a super diesel with cauliflower ears.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSit,\u201d he said when Chuck entered.<\/p>\n<p>Though intimidating, Chuck had always viewed Mr. Johnson as a fair arbiter of justice. Last year, when Chuck had broken a junior&#8217;s nose after a freshman hazing incident, he&#8217;d only given Chuck a couple days of detention rather than suspending him or, worse yet, turning him over to the cops.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMr. Preston tells me he&#8217;s missing some equipment from the geology lab. A spade, sifter, and some other things. You wouldn&#8217;t know anything about that. Would you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chuck already knew he\u2019d been caught. He\u2019d stolen some archaeological tools\u2014a brush, spade, and sifter, not much, really, if he thought about it\u2014to help exhume the bones.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Johnson touched his fingertips together and stretched his hands and wrists. It was rumored that thirty years before, he&#8217;d strangled a man in Mexico for the crime of drinking the last drop of water they shared.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know you&#8217;ve had a rough few months, Chuck. But my hands are tied here. Stealing school property is a big deal. I have to suspend you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chuck couldn&#8217;t picture Mr. Johnson killing anyone, though. The breach was too cavernous for him to cross. Chuck, on the other hand, he\u2019d slip his hands over a man\u2019s throat and press until he heard something go pop. He wouldn&#8217;t even think twice about it, as simple as crossing from one side of the river to the next.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The detectives arrived not long after Chuck returned home from school. They stank of stale coffee and cigarette smoke and scratched their goatees with jagged fingernails. Chuck had met them before: Wozniak and Stone. The same detectives assigned to investigate Virgil\u2019s disappearance. Or, as they put it, to bring a fugitive to justice. They reminded Chuck of the detectives in old procedural shows his grandfather had watched while nursing his nightly bourbon.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have evidence Virgil is back in town,\u201d Wozniak said. Remnants of his lunch were still stuck in his mustache.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat&#8217;s impossible,\u201d Chuck\u2019s mom said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you say that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chuck&#8217;s mom pulled a cigarette from her leather case and lit it without breaking eye contact with Wozniak.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat&#8217;s this evidence you have?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>Wozniak cleared his throat, glanced at his partner, Stone, who sat with upturned hands limp in his lap.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas he contacted you, Mrs. O\u2019Malley?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She took a drag from her cigarette, squinting her eyes from the smoke. \u201cSure,\u201d she said, voice raspy. \u201cAll the time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat&#8217;s that supposed to mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She shrugged. \u201cMake of it what you will.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s called you? Stopped by? Do you know where we can find him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe visits me in my dreams.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn your dreams?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She smiled and blew smoke in their direction.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere&#8217;s been purchases, Mrs. O\u2019Malley,\u201d Stone said, finally speaking for the first time. \u201cVirgil used his credit card at the mall, Blockbuster, Sonic, Randy\u2019s M&amp;M\u2019s.\u201d He lay photographs of receipts on the coffee table. Receipts Chuck had different copies of stuffed away in his dirty jeans pocket, alongside Virgil\u2019s credit card. \u201cHe&#8217;s here somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course he is, detective.\u201d Chuck\u2019s mom patted him on his knee. \u201cYou\u2019d know that, too, if you only had the eyes to see.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The earth was cracked and difficult to dig. For years the landscape had suffered from drought. Storms were rare, the ones that did hit, typically in the spring, were severe but fleeting. For half an hour, rainwater soaked the plains in torrents, but by midday the following afternoon, the harsh sun would&#8217;ve desiccated the dirt back into dust. He had no clue how long the bones had been there, but by how deep he found some of them, he guessed at least a few months. He ruled out a shallow grave for they were scattered about the gully and the dried-up riverbank, but he supposed a coyote could have dug them up and strewn them across the ravine.<\/p>\n<p>Growing up, Virgil had spent countless hours in these woods, hiding from homework, from Mom, from the cops, but deep-down Chuck didn&#8217;t believe it could be him. Virgil had always told Chuck when they were little that he would live forever. They\u2019d been hanging out not far from where Chuck now exhumed bones, burrowing a maze out of the underbrush and laying booby traps for the neighborhood kids when he explained Francisco Vasquez de Coronado had discovered a river in central Oklahoma in the year 1541, right in these very woods. He&#8217;d shown Virgil how to follow the wind down to the riverbank to drink waters of eternal life. Virgil even claimed Coronado still lived out here as a hermit, stealing copper wire to survive. At the time, Chuck figured it was a tall tale, things older brothers liked to convince their younger siblings of, but no matter how much he told himself it was impossible, Chuck wanted to believe it. For years, long into his adulthood, he drank water from every river he encountered.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He found his mother naked in the garden aiming a shotgun toward the sky. His father wasn&#8217;t home from work yet and the neighbors didn&#8217;t do anything to stop her, too afraid, it seemed, she&#8217;d train the barrel on them and blast a slug through their torso. Chuck didn&#8217;t blame them for this. When it came right down to it, everyone was afraid to die.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She looked wild. Hair unkempt and tangled. Eyes bugged and red-streaked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you see him?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her head jerked to the right like she heard footsteps in the distance. \u201cYour brother.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She stalked around the corner of the house and stopped in the garden before wobbling in a circle. A woodpecker chipped away at a tree trunk to their right, and she swung the barrel in its direction, finger trembling near the trigger guard.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom? What happened? Tell me what you saw.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe was here,\u201d she said. \u201cCovered in blood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She stumbled through the garden bed and tripped over a stone when Chuck first heard the sirens a few streets over. Someone had called the cops.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShit.\u201d Chuck spat. \u201cLet&#8217;s get you inside.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She turned to the back of the house. They didn&#8217;t have a fence; the backyard opened to acres of woods and a small stream. Kids would slip beyond the tree line to smoke weed and drink their father&#8217;s beer back there. Virgil had. Chuck had. They all had, and now, two miles back, lay the pile of bones Chuck pieced back together.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere,\u201d she said, raising the shotgun to a firing position. \u201cDo you see him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere&#8217;s no one there, Mom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The shotgun shook in her hands. \u201cDon&#8217;t come any closer,\u201d she yelled at the dark tree line where the wind whipped fallen leaves. \u201cStop. Virgil, I\u2019m begging you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The sirens wailed louder and louder as the cops pulled onto Chuck&#8217;s street. He watched them speed closer with lights flashing. Two cruisers pulled into their driveway, both filled with a couple uniformed officers: three men, two with mustaches and one baby-faced, and a woman with legs like Greek columns. They didn&#8217;t see Chuck&#8217;s mom at first. They approached him with hands near their weapons lest he made any rash movements.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease don&#8217;t hurt her,\u201d he said. \u201cShe&#8217;s not right in the head.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t take them long to find her; she still screamed at a Virgil only she could see, waving the shotgun barrel in the air, stark naked and raving mad. The cops ordered her to drop her weapon, to get down on the ground, but she didn&#8217;t have any idea what was going on. She turned toward the police, aimed, and fired. She hit the baby-faced kid. Shot blasted his right side, puncturing holes in his cheeks and eyeball. He raised his hand instinctually to the wound and fell to the ground screaming he\u2019d been hit, he\u2019d been hit, officer down. The other three didn&#8217;t hesitate; they unloaded their clips into Chuck&#8217;s mom, firing until he feared his ear drums might burst.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He found the last bone on a Tuesday evening, a vertebra embedded in eroded limestone. The dogwood had bloomed, and sweltering heat cast mirages on the horizon. He tied the bones together with fishing line and secured them with glue, careful to brush the dirt from the tiny, curved crevices. The dust caked his palms like powder, and as he fastened the last bone to the base of the skull, completing the full skeleton, he, for once, could tell which way the wind blew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cEven the dead,\u201d his mom warned, \u201care hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":22735,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fiction","writer-noah-milligan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22075"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22736,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22075\/revisions\/22736"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}