{"id":21538,"date":"2025-04-18T06:16:28","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T10:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/?p=21538"},"modified":"2025-04-18T06:16:28","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T10:16:28","slug":"the-teacup-stirred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/flash-fiction\/the-teacup-stirred\/","title":{"rendered":"The Teacup Stirred"},"content":{"rendered":"

Presently at our touch the teacup stirred,<\/em><\/p>\n

Then circled lazily about\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2014James Merrill, \u201cVoices from the Other World\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

It\u2019s twilight in London and I\u2019m crossing the street, looking left when I should be looking right. A double-decker bus nearly flattens me. Blaring horn. Cockney swears that I don\u2019t catch.<\/p>\n

My heart is still pounding when I reach my office. As I fumble with my key, I hear a strange mewling at my feet. A baby bird fallen from a nest in the eves is shuddering on the pavement. It\u2019s squeezing its eyes shut with all its might. Pink and veiny, it weighs about as much as a paper clip when I scoop it up in my hand and place it gently in the pocket of my windbreaker jacket.<\/p>\n

My office is on the top floor. As I climb the stairs, I finger the bird\u2019s soft body, scaly feet, and the cashew of its beak. My coworker, who I was supposed to relieve ten minutes ago, chews me out for being late. I pretend to listen, hand in my pocket making sure the bird is still warm. Still alive.<\/p>\n

When my coworker finally storms out, I scour the grubby kitchen for anything a baby bird could eat. No stale crackers in the cabinets. Only a half-bottle of champagne in the fridge. I rinse a teacup in the rusty sink and place the bird inside. What am I going to do with you? I say aloud.<\/p>\n

A phone rings and I hurry into the other room, a small dark studio lit only by a blinking phone bank and what city lights twinkle through the large window.<\/p>\n

I place the teacup on the desk, strap on a headset and answer the phone call. A distressed voice\u2014a man\u2019s\u2014is just audible over howling wind. \u201cI\u2019m on the bridge\u2026 and I\u2019m going to do it this time.\u201d I take a deep breath and say, \u201cBlueberry octopus.\u201d Wind roars through the receiver. \u201cMarathon grandmother deficit,\u201d I add.<\/p>\n

Those of us who work for the suicide hotline have been specially trained. As it turns out, what you say to someone teetering on a ledge is completely irrelevant\u2014what really matters is how you say it. I took a six-week course to learn how to speak in a special tone of voice\u2014it\u2019s hard to describe\u2014neighborly interest mixed with parental indulgence? It\u2019s not baby talk, but it\u2019s not a million miles from that.<\/p>\n

Anyway, this tone makes people break down into tears, and once they\u2019re crying, the danger has passed. Suicidal impulse is like a fever, and it\u2019s our job to break it.<\/p>\n

For the rest of the night, I field call after call. My bungee cord of nonsense words stretches out across the metropolis, unknotting electrical cords, picking locked bathroom doors, yanking Londoners off railings and Tube tracks.<\/p>\n

All the while, I coo over the rescued bird. Its beak is opened wide in a perpetual yawn. It needs sustenance\u2014liquid at least\u2014but I can\u2019t leave my station. \u201cGiraffe road,\u201d I say into the phone as I unbend a paperclip. \u201cSandwich diplomat,\u201d as I prick my thumb. Blood wells and I squeeze a few drops into the bird\u2019s expectant mouth.<\/p>\n

\u201cHello?\u201d I say, picking up another call. No wind on the line this time. Just silence. \u201cFolklore appendix?\u201d I say tentatively. And then I hear it\u2014the familiar heavy breathing.<\/p>\n

We get these prank calls sometimes. We\u2019re supposed to just hang up\u2014the boss says so\u2014but I never do. I disconnect my headphones and put the call through the speaker, letting the heavy breathing fill the studio.<\/p>\n

The prank caller breathes in and out. In and out. I lean back in my chair. London glitters through the window. I whisper sweet nothings to the bird in the teacup.<\/p>\n

The caller must imagine he\u2019s terrifying me. He doesn\u2019t know that the sound of someone just breathing, not wailing or sobbing, not threatening to end their uniquely miserable life, is a relief.<\/p>\n

More than that, it\u2019s a blessing.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s the most beautiful music I\u2019ve ever heard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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