K is on the receiving end of a fart lighting incident out at the old quarry and we get him down to ER as quick as we can.<\/p>\n
I haven\u2019t seen damage like this since I was in I-raq, says the doctor as he wraps bandage after bandage around K\u2019s head. Then he says he wants K to do a psyche assessment and I have to wait outside.<\/p>\n
After about ten hours the doctor comes back out and tells me they\u2019re committing K to a secure hospital. It\u2019s over in Springfield and I can\u2019t get out there until Saturday. I have to go through a metal detector and wait in this white room til they bring K out.<\/p>\n
You haven\u2019t met anyone else, have you? I say. K makes this twirling motion next to his ear. They\u2019re all nuts in here. Then he says, looking like this? He\u2019s still got the bandages on. Under the table I squeeze his knee which seems like a poor replacement for his dick up my ass.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m all set to go again the following Saturday when I get the message from K\u2019s mom that he\u2019s been in a fight and he\u2019s been transferred to the young offenders in Dayton. Well, that\u2019s closer, I say. They say he might lose an eye, says his mom.<\/p>\n
The young offenders has a metal detector like the psyche hospital but this time the room where K is waiting for me has a big lunk of a guard over in the corner. K has more bandages than ever. You haven\u2019t met anyone else, have you? I say. I don\u2019t know what\u2019s wrong with me. But like before K does that twirling next to his ear. They\u2019re all nuts in here too, he says. But nuts with muscles. I\u2019m kinda scared.<\/p>\n
Two nights later I\u2019m in bed when the phone starts ringing. It\u2019s 2am. I know it\u2019s him. I\u2019ve escaped, he says. Meet me at Pyramid Self-Storage. Unit 126.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s got it set up real nice. A lamp. A picture of Iggy Pop half-naked tacked up to the wall. A sleeping bag on the floor. Two weeks but it feels like forever since we\u2019ve fucked. Afterwards I\u2019m lying in his arms when I hear this commotion outside. Going out on the walkway I see all these people approaching. They are chanting something and holding these flaming torches in the air. Time to go.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s on the radio the next day. It wasn\u2019t us. Some devil worshippers had set up shop in unit 323, snatched some kid from Walmart and the townsfolk were coming to get them. Me and K are back at the hospital. Running away K had tripped and got this stick stuck in his other eye. You\u2019re lucky, that same doctor says. If it wasn\u2019t for all these bandages it coulda been a lot worse. But we do need to do another psyche assessment.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m fearing the worst when the doctor comes back out. They should never have put him in that young offenders, he says. What we have is a vulnerable child. I\u2019ve made some calls. As long as he attends sessions on a voluntary basis you\u2019re free to go. And I\u2019m thinking \u2018vulnerable child\u2019. K is 17, has a cock on him like a donkey and fucks like a stallion. And what about his eye? I say. The eye is good to go. And then the doctor does this wink. But no more fart lighting competitions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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