I abandoned my embarrassment weeks ago when asked to drop my pants and cover myself beneath a paper sheet. I grew calloused and accustomed to seeing a long catheter and the small vile of medicine on a sterilized tray moments before voyaging toward my bladder, that unseen reservoir where the cancer resides.<\/p>\n
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Those are lies. It is still embarrassing, and it still hurts. What I am getting better at is hiding those realities.<\/p>\n
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This whole ordeal reminds me of a Seinfeld<\/em> scene where Jerry quips to Costanza about how salmon are the opposite of tuna, as salmon swim against the current and the tuna swim with it. It doesn\u2019t do much for the anxiety when you are on Team Salmon, but I cling to the distraction of such aphorisms like a lifeline, a pulley to pull me through.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The ceiling\u2019s drop tiles are like dense cloud cover. I stare up at their acne-scarred markings imagining faces and formations that don\u2019t exist. The frantic search for something in the random design is a diversion tactic, the foreground to the muffled prayers for a painless procedure that ends quickly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Endure six weeks of this, I\u2019m told, and the cancer therapy is complete. The physical toll recedes in time for the mental toll to rev up. It is week seven, and in week seven the burning question is\u2014what now?<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n On today\u2019s visit, I wait patiently and clothed in the examination room, in suffocating, sterilized silence\u2014perfect conditions for the mind to run wild, which it does by taking a warm-up lap and piecemealing elements from the day of diagnosis:<\/p>\n My body and parts lay limp, mildly beaten, as I hear the words for the first time:\u00a0You have cancer. Bladder cancer<\/em>.<\/p>\n Of course I have cancer. Of course my body has turned against me. I am a writer. We ruminate on the awful, yield to it, wield it into something beautiful even when it isn\u2019t, I want to say. I say nothing.<\/p>\n We\u2019ll go in and remove the tumor, okay?<\/em>\u00a0The doctor spoke firmly. It wasn\u2019t a question. I succumb to child-like fear and single-word responses:\u00a0Okay.<\/em>\u00a0I do not know how to adult here. Then it is over. And just beginning.<\/p>\n The wife has questions, a litany of them. After parroting the doctor\u2019s few words, I am speechless, without, having only gained my cancer, its weight indeterminable, the weight of its articulation, crushing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n <\/p>\n On the silent drive home, there is a billboard off the highway for the hospital\u2019s cancer clinic: There is no routine cancer.<\/em> It\u00a0is a preamble to the unknown. Because there are no definitive answers, just more and more questions submitted into the proverbial question\/comment box where a patient reader unfolds every offered question and sighs a soft sigh before moving to the next one.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n My mind wanders its way back to the present. The doctor comes in, sits on a wheeled stool and rolls himself toward me while looking at my file. He looks up to ask\u2014how are you feeling?<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I tell him about the airplanes. 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