{"id":17459,"date":"2022-08-03T05:00:45","date_gmt":"2022-08-03T09:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/?p=17459"},"modified":"2022-08-03T13:09:42","modified_gmt":"2022-08-03T17:09:42","slug":"a-confused-protestor-in-front-of-mortons-steakhouse-slams-carnivore-brett-kavanaugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrbullbull.com\/newbull\/fiction\/a-confused-protestor-in-front-of-mortons-steakhouse-slams-carnivore-brett-kavanaugh\/","title":{"rendered":"A Confused Protestor in Front of Morton\u2019s Steakhouse Slams \u2018Carnivore\u2019 Brett Kavanaugh"},"content":{"rendered":"

A large crowd has gathered outside of the Morton\u2019s Steakhouse in downtown D.C. Protesters, hell bent on disturbing the life of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. One man, with megaphone in hand, joins them to make his opinion on the pressing matter heard.<\/em><\/p>\n

Man with Megaphone (MM): Brothers and Sisters of the Revolution! Enough is enough with these corrupt politicians and their relentless bloodthirst!<\/p>\n

MM unzips his jacket, revealing a black and white t-shirt that reads \u201cAbort the Court.\u201d The crowd roars with cheers and applause\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: We\u2019re here today to disrupt Justice \u201cCarnivore\u201d Kavanaugh\u2019s right to eat the innocent in peace. Just like he\u2019s taken away so many others right to choose! Hear our voices, Kavanaugh, as you gnaw on innocent flesh!<\/p>\n

Mostly hoots and whistles from the crowd, though some confused faces appear\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: He drives that sick corrupt system known as the Supreme Court. Which banishes our freedoms and our choices to live as we see fit. Then they uphold murderous laws which support their archaic beliefs? Well, we here today to say NO MORE!<\/p>\n

MM retrieves what appears to be a full blood donation bag. He places a corner in his mouth, rips it open using his teeth, spits out the piece, then tilts back his head as it begins to drip onto the concrete below.<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: He may have blood on his hands, but there won\u2019t be any on ours!<\/p>\n

MM squeezes the bag, splattering bright red blood all over the ground surrounding him. The crowd quickly jumps backward as there\u2019s some hushed \u2018woo-hoos\u2019 and light clapping\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: How many lives will be lost due to his spineless actions? How many babies will be taken right from their mother\u2019s teet, then plopped onto a factory farm? So many sweet babies, yanked forcefully from their warm wombs and thrown into a blender so that others can drink their cells for rejuvenation?<\/p>\n

A few brave voices in the crowd, disgusted at the bloody sight in front of them, shout towards MM. One older gentleman, holding a handmade sign that reads ROE 1973-2022, <\/strong>yells out from within the crowd, \u2018what the hell are you doing, man?\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: Yes! What the hell are you doing, Kavanaugh?! Let the voices of the innocent speak through us here tonight!<\/p>\n

MM takes out a small tube of super glue, slathers it all over his right hand, then grabs the nearby metal door handle to Morton\u2019s. A large black woman, who\u2019s wearing a t-shirt that says, \u201cHands off my Pussy, Supreme Court,\u201d shouts \u201coh no Baby, what you doing?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: Over 50 years ago, the Supreme Court passed all child sacrifices into a secure law. What about God\u2019s law? Exodus 20:13. So I say, ABORT THE COURT! ABORT THE COURT!<\/p>\n

Everyone in the crowd looks around in confusion as murmurs increase. No one knows quite what to think or do, yet they keep watching MM spiral\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: We\u2019re not leaving until this madness stops! Protect life at all costs! The animal’s body, the animal’s choice! The baby\u2019s body, the baby\u2019s choice! I..<\/p>\n

A brave woman in the crowd rushes up to a breathless MM and says something into his ear. With his finger still on the megaphone button, his confusion blares outward toward the stunned crowd\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: Yes? Okay, but\u2026what?…wait a sec, they actually overturned the Supreme Court\u2019s decision on Roe Vs. Wade? Really?…<\/p>\n

Woman nods as the crowd falls silent. MM tries to rubs the sweat off his face with the back of his megaphone. Then, his angry frown transforms into a vibrant smile that radiates pure happiness.<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: We\u2019re one step closer, my friends! Babies are finally free to choose their path in life!<\/p>\n

One man in the crowd claps, as all heads turn toward him. Ashamed, he bows his head down as the crowd once again focuses their attention on MM\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

MM: This fight isn\u2019t over yet! Now, we must\u2026Oh, my apologies, please come on through\u2026<\/p>\n

An elderly couple, having just finished their meal, walks outside as MM pulls back his arm, with the still glued hand upon the door handle. <\/em><\/p>\n

MM: Like I was saying, only some<\/u> of the voiceless are now safe. You\u2019re probably wondering now \u2018what can we do to protect our animal friends?\u2019 If only we could give all animals a gun, then they wouldn\u2019t be killed for our glutenous consumption! Repeat after me, everyone,- EQUALITY BEGINS IN THE WOMB! EQUALITY BEGINS IN THE WOMB!<\/p>\n

The crowd is utterly silent. Suddenly, a young man runs towards the crowd waving his hands. <\/em><\/p>\n

Young man: Guys! He\u2019s about to leave through the backdoor. Let\u2019s corner him there, come on!<\/p>\n

As the crowd disperses, rushing towards the back of the steakhouse, MM\u2019s waves his free hand, which is still holding the megaphone, in the air. A sad and desperate attempt to reclaim his audience. He tugs his superglued hand, trying to break free, but to no prevail. Suddenly, a young woman dressed as a Handmaid with her long scarlet cloak and oversized white bonnet, walks up to MM. She smiles before she kicks MM in the balls, forcing him to drop the megaphone and keel over in pain. She picks up the device and reclaims what was briefly tainted.<\/em><\/p>\n

Handmaiden with Megaphone: OUR BODIES, OUR CHOICES\u2026<\/p>\n

The crowd roars with cheers as Brett Kavanaugh quietly exits Morton\u2019s before the stampede of protestors reach him.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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