My boyfriend, he doesn\u2019t dig on public displays of affection. I\u2019d say he doesn\u2019t want to bring undo attention to himself, except he weighs four hundred pounds and sports a fourteen inch mohawk. Takes me forty-five minutes and two packs of Knox to cement the atomic orange shock of hair before we head out of our piece-of-shit trailer in his piece-of-shit Cadillac, burning down JJ, dusting the cornfields with exhaust. We\u2019re flying towards town, towards the smokey buzz of the bar. The scene is as unfamiliar to me as the flat, beige landscape. The social politics go far beyond my grasp. I was a teenage bumpkin when I ran away from cushy college life to shack up with an amateur bass player. And his Mom. I\u2019m twenty-one and I\u2019ve spent the past two years discovering I can hold my liquor. Even way out in the dead middle of the Midwest, I upturn and then cultivate alcoholic roots that coil and snake back to the hills of Appalachia where I was born. He drives and I drink and I hide it from him in a big gulp cup half full of orange soda. I chomp my fruit stripe and vodka flavored gum and man the sound system, weaving a perfect driving mix from a stack of scratched cd\u2019s, a sound track to cover our shameful silence. I\u2019ve taken up sleeping on the couch. At least we\u2019re into the same bands.<\/p>\n
Me, I like to hang on my man. Press my weight hot and heaving into his bulk. Especially when the lights are dim and the music is thumping through my thick thighs and PBR\u2019s are two fora \u00a0dollar. But he brushes me off. Swats me away like a fly. I dressed up tonight, plump flesh pressed into fishnet stockings like a juicy, punk rock ham. Fresh from Kentucky. My boyfriend says he thinks the pink Converse I\u2019m wearing are \u201ccute\u201d. No comment on my legs, propped up on the cracked vinyl dashboard.<\/p>\n
\u201cToo bad you can\u2019t play pinball in that shirt,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n
My boyfriend doesn\u2019t even chance a glance at my heavy, milky tits stuffed into a studded push-up bra with the straps reflecting headlights. His tattooed hands gripped the wheel firmly at ten and two, watching the long grey stretch of asphalt roll out in front of us. \u00a0My green eyes roll and I stretch and I wave at the trucker above me, leering down at me from the fast lane. My boyfriend is a sore fucking loser. He doesn\u2019t like the surprising way my nimble little sausage fingers fly over the paddles. He prefers me in a t-shirt and jeans. He won\u2019t kiss me tonight. Shoving me into the pit passes for copping a feel in our relationship.<\/p>\n
My boyfriend will spend most of the night schmoozing with hipster assholes in the blind hope of forging the perfect band. And I won\u2019t talk to anyone but the bartender. All I can hear is the thump of the beat and the foamy chug of my bottle. All I can hope for are sweat-soaked boozy bodies brushing up against mine. The bubble gum whine in t he air makes me bounce and I forget. Forget that in a few hours I\u2019ll fall asleep unsatisfied, sad and drunk. Crying for the want of gravy and biscuits for breakfast. My boyfriend won\u2019t notice.<\/p>\n
Like he doesn\u2019t notice me picking my way through the crowd to the pinball machine, in spite of my skimpy new top. Like he doesn\u2019t see the way I jiggle and tilt. Once I\u2019ve had my fill and my multi-ball, I give the free game to the bartender and take a free drink from a skinny, Sid Vicious wanna be in an uniform dirty white wife-beater and leather jacket.
\n\u201cIs that guy you came in with, like, your brother or something?\u201d the stranger asks.<\/p>\n
We sit too close together in a back booth and I feel his bony, foreign fingers exploring, finding the hole ripped in my panty hose after a long night. His thumb jerks toward the silhouette of my soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend.<\/p>\n
\u201cSomething like that,\u201d I decide. I wrap my lips around a beer bottle and make up my mind to be drinking bourbon by this time next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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