If Nancy and I aren’t still together when I die, I’d like whatever girl I’m with to wear a black cocktail dress and one of those sexy hats Jackie Kennedy wore. Make sure Nancy gets invited.… more
Tag Archives: Humor
My Girlfriend
FICTION by Michael MazzaMy girlfriend has more money than I will make in my entire lifetime–one hundred lives. She’s ambitious and self-made. The handbag boutique, which bears her name in New York, Tokyo and Milan, sold for $45 million. That’s a lot of money, but not enough money to get someone killed and get away with it. Not that she wants someone killed—just saying.… more
Holy Thoughts
FICTION by Christina DalcherCatholic, Jewish, Mormon, or Muslim–boys will be boys.… more
Remote Controls and Menus (XVII)
FICTION by Mathew SerbackThings that go hand and hand – like professional wrestling and pornography.… more
Rejection Notes #8: Franz Kafka
FICTION by Cameron FilasThe German-language existentialist finds that his work is deeply misunderstood…… more
Head
FICTION by Darrin Doyle“He was aware of the physical world, but from a distance, as if he had plunged into a deep hole. He no longer conceived of either his hand or the receiver; he only sensed, wordlessly, that a distant part of himself stood in contact with an object, and that object should be used for destruction.… more
Courting the Un-Bob
FICTION by Nathan Leslie“Beer Bob is my go-to Bob, my everyday Bob. He’ll come over and we’ll drink a beer. He’s also Working Bob—meaning really working, not just farting around on the computer… more
BULLshot: Alex McElroy
FICTION by Pete WitteThe author of “The Collected Letters of Gerald Kingsley” talks about the story’s development… more
She’s Got Everything
FICTION by Josh Peterson“There was a bunch of guys sitting around and getting drunk. It was like a party. Two of these guys get to roughhousing in the yard. One of the men falls and hits his head on a cinder block… more
