Writer: Mike Bezemek

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

BULL ON TAP: LONE STAR

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…emblazoned with a 5-point star and the infamous slogan The NATIONAL BEER OF [the state of] TEXAS.more

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

BULL On Tap: Dos Equis Especial

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I don’t often drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I’m reminded why I don’t.”more

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

BULL On Tap: Miller High Life

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The time for celebration has arrived!”more

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

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we prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…more

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

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Its 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…more

BULL ON TAP: SHOCK TOP PUMPKIN

BULL ON TAP: SHOCK TOP PUMPKIN

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…like drinking a regular Shock Top out of a fetid Jack-o-lantern.more

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

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A 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”more

BULL ON TAP: OETTINGER PILS

BULL ON TAP: OETTINGER PILS

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Germany’s best selling beer: “0% BORING. 100% FOAM BEARD.”
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BULL On Tap: Coors Light

BULL On Tap: Coors Light

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There’s Cool, and Then There’s (celebrity spokesman Jean Claude) Van Damme Coolmore

BULL On Tap: Corona Extra

BULL On Tap: Corona Extra

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…if there’s nothing to hide, what’s the lime for?more