Tag Archives: Satire

All is Forgiven

FICTION by Delphine Gauthier-Georgakopoulos

{Apr 1, 2024}

I ruled the underworld for too long. I am bored, & wish to come home, retire. There is little for me to do; it’s hell on earth & I had nothing to do with it. I blame God (He was never a good boss) for failing humanity. Yes, I know the rules: I forgive him. Can I please come home?… more

BULL ON TAP: BUDWEISER (AKA “AMERICA”)

GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek

{Jun 30, 2016}

we prefer our patriotism cold, pale and mass-produced…… more

BULL ON TAP: STEEL RESERVE 211

GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek

{Mar 31, 2016}

Its 24-ounce presence sends shudders of teenage nausea throughout the room…… more

BULL ON TAP: BUSCH

GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek

{Nov 19, 2015}

A 4.3% abv enigma, Busch is surprisingly drinkable with as much taste as the beer’s slogan has meaning: “Clear and bright as mountain air.”… more

BULL ON TAP: OETTINGER PILS

GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek

{Oct 15, 2015}

Germany’s best selling beer: “0% BORING. 100% FOAM BEARD.”
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BULL On Tap: Coors Light

GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek

{Sep 3, 2015}

There’s Cool, and Then There’s (celebrity spokesman Jean Claude) Van Damme Cool… more

BULL On Tap: Corona Extra

GENRE NON-BINARY by Mike Bezemek

{Jul 30, 2015}

…if there’s nothing to hide, what’s the lime for?… more

Head

FICTION by Darrin Doyle

{Aug 4, 2014}

“He was aware of the physical world, but from a distance, as if he had plunged into a deep hole. He no longer conceived of either his hand or the receiver; he only sensed, wordlessly, that a distant part of himself stood in contact with an object, and that object should be used for destruction.… more

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