She never pitched my shit out a window—clothes, laptop, record player—like breakups on TV. … more
She never pitched my shit out a window—clothes, laptop, record player—like breakups on TV. … more
“But before we ‘made love’ (or whatever you like) we went to the laundromat, and before that, we were in a bar…”… more
I had dreams that a boyfriend would mean an 8 x10 photograph framed and on the mantle, whether there was an actual mantle, it did not matter.… more
“You never did feel the deft touch of my monkey paw as you watched her walk away. Don’t feel bad, though, most don’t… more
“Turned out my new roommate had a sexbot. He hadn’t mentioned it in the ad, or even when I moved in. It seemed like the sort of thing he should have… more
“You can keep the frogs,” my ex says. “But I want all the hand-painted stuff from Italy.” She’s brought a list. She sits across from me in a Chinese hole-in-the-wall inexplicably named Sincere Café… more